"I Wanna Be More than a Pretty Girl..."

Name a character in comments and I will tell you five things that character would never, ever say. (Feel free to add your own suggestions by replying to other comments as well!) off skaryma.

Tommmmm. I have a paaaperrr. Will you look at it for me?

And--Alleluia! Christ is risen!

I ate too much candy to-day. Also the head off the lamb cake. Mmm, sheep's head.

Also, I got another B on my o.chem exam.

It's nice to be.