"The Fire Trucks are Coming up Around the Bend..."

Towns I drove through to-day:

*Geeseytown
*Fallentimber
*Coupon
*Frugality

Interestingly, Frugality consisted of no houses whatsoever. It was a one-mile strip of road through the forest.

Also, I think you should all know that four-day-old babies are hideous, and that their umbilical cords look like hell itself creeping from their belly buttons. I nearly shrieked.