psalm_onethirtyone | "Damn you! You little prying Pandora!"

Oatmeal is a remarkably unpleasant thing.

Eep! *squirms and runs away from the tickling*

Luckily, I have backup. Ralph Nader frowns upon you!

Ahhhh! Nooooo!

And not only that, but he uses his secret weapon of making you feel guilty about the environment!

*screams like a demon being soaked with a booby-trap bucket of holy water*

Well, now you've done it. My Good Omens icon just had to push Ralph out of the way after that. It thinks you've been spying on it.

Heh heh. Well--only a little.

I'll have you know you've made Aziraphale feel violated.

I'm so awfully sorry. *offers him rare editions of Jekyll and Hyde signed by author to recompense*

Oh, good, now he is pacified.

Lovely.