"Dance, Dance, Where-Ever You May Be..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Soujin: So there's someone I'd like to add to the prayer list.
Bishop: Lovely.
Soujin: [insert name here]. He's a friend of one of my fathers.
Bishop: ...
Soujin: Did I just say that? Um, father of one of my friends. Ha ha. Oh, boy.
Bishop: *prays*

[Our Heroine exeunt into Church with Bishop]

Bishop: [insert slashy sermon here]
Soujin: *has her mind of the slash to-day* *is thinking of her favourite fandom OT3s, in an effort not to listen to the sermon and commit blasphemies*
Bishop: And we are all God's partners!
Soujin: *NO BLASPHEMY, demmit!*
Bishop: All of you! You! You! You! *spins around and points an accusing finger at the Soujin* AND YOU!
Soujin: Ahhhh!

[Our Heroine gains Control of her Rollicking Blasphemous Mind. Unfortunately, during exeunt from Church into Sacristy...]

Bishop: By the bye, my dear, I'm Bishop McNutt.
Soujin: Evidently.
Bishop: Pardon?
Soujin: So. How about a muffin?

[Our Heroine Contemplates not going to Church in the Future. It may Seriously Affect her chances of going to Heaven.]

[She can only Hope her Icon is Oll Korrect.]

Presently to Lancaster Taste. It shall be nifty, I think. It usually is. ^__^

Comments

[erinpuff]

Oh man, I love you so. <333

My friends and I have been making blasphemous comments in the back row at church for YEARS. ^_^

When I was in seventh grade English, this one kid was talking and in the middle of it he said "My great-uncle's husband, I think." That got written up on the board for the rest of the year. Later he made a reference to "all [his] parents." That went up there too. ^^

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*blushes demurely* Why, thankee kindly.

Heh. I've been innocent up until the last few years or so. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

*snorts* Eeeeeeeehee. Dear me.

[erinpuff]

MY fault?? *gasps* Surely not! ;-)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. Don't play innocent with me.