OH. MY. GOD. HOW CAN YOU STAND THERE BRAZENLY AND SAY THAT AFTER ASKING FOR THE BELOW PAIRING, WOMAN?

He was not at all sure who had convinced him it was a good idea to teach a class on law at some unknown school in a backwater country, but evidently whomever it was had a convincing argument. As he entered the building, a young man with a sprinkling of pockmarks approached him. "Ah, sir. I see you received my letter..."