"And Why Must I Have Eyes to See...?"

[psalm_onethirtyone]

I have to go to work right this minute and I haven't eaten a thing to-day. Demn.

Also, I am--

I am--

AUGH.

Comments

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Gee Peri, I really don't know, because the last time I saw her she was EATING YOUR MOM'S FACE.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Golly Fish, you sure that was my mom and you weren't just LOOKING IN A MIRROR?

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Yes Peri, I'm sure, because I'm not dumb like your MOM, who's so STUPID she thinks a BLOW JOB is something you do with a HAIR DRYER.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

'Tis better to think a blow job involves a HAIR DRYER than to know FIVE DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES for PERFORMING ONE, like YOUR mom.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

FOUR of those, she learned from YOUR mom. Who was only happy to teach THE WHOLE TOWN afterwards.

...What are we doing, Peri? XD

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

And of course you know this because you spend LAST NIGHT with THE WHOLE TOWN in BED?

...I have no idea. Do you know?

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

At least the town is WILLING to sleep with me, whereas YOU have to FIND an ISLAND of BLIND LEPERS to get any action.

...We're spamming Soujin's post with bad insults. Do you think we should stop?

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

You seem to forget that YOU are the TOUR GUIDE of the BLIND LEPER ISLAND.

...Oh. True. Hmm. I don't know. Do you think? It's rather amusing, but... er.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...*shy giggle* I don't really mind. I need something to blackmail Miss Fish into playing Gideon Spilett.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................letmereadit...IMEANWHAT?...

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*points* The gentleman in this icon.

TMI. The Mysterious Island. Best slash acronym ever. READ IT.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Yes.Yes.Gideon.MisterWarCorrespondentyesTheMysteriousIslandyes.Igobacktoschooltomorrow.Iftheydon'thaveitinthelibraryI'llorderit.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

You wiiiiiiiiiiiiin. Spam my posts to your heart's content. For-ever.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Really, Peri, do you suck my brother with THAT mouth?

...It is totally, but ... SOUJIN, WE ARE GIVING YOU FAIR WARNING HEREBY. WE ARE SPAMMING YOUR POST. PLEASE STOP US WHEN YOU LIKE.

There. Now we are justified.