"It Depends on What You Pay -- So Why Be Stingy...?"

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Lillie? Lillie, I am so sorry, but please don't telephone to-night, because if you do, you are going to get hysterical-breakdown!Soujin, and you really do not want that.

omg. ;_________________;

Edit: Oh! Oh. But, Miss Zara? I bought you so many books to-day. It's awfully pathetic. I also now have a fourth copy of Hamlet. But if you should want any of the books--

(and I bought a Danish cookbook. in English and Danish)

(and cried a lot between the shelves. yes. to-day has not been a good day)

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--XD You would be adorable. He would have no choice but to recite it. over and over. and over. and over. ^_____~ --I knoww. But yes. --AND STARK.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--Excellent! That's what I want, you know. XD He'd get so annoyed. -- STARK! APPARENTLY.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--He would not! Your eyes would win him over! Frailty, thy name is Laurence Olivier's annoyance at Miss Zara. --XD VERY STARK. ESPECIALLY WHEN HAMLET-- ha, ha! Never mind!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

-Oh, how hope so! But he knows how I lisp, I amble, and I jig! -- *CHOKES* -- WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON HAMLET SPENDS THE REST OF THE PLAY HALF-DRESSED.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--But thine are the lips he so oft has kissed-- -- --wait. --XD XD XD WELL, EXACTLY. I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...-- NOTHING LESS THAN THAT, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--AHAHAHA, HORATIO IS SO EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW...!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--IF HE GETS EMBARRASSED WHEN SEEING HAMLET'S BARE SHOULDER, I'D IMAGINE SO.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--HORATIO IS A VERY SENSITIVE BOY, MISS ZARA...!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--I'M NOT FAULTING HIM FOR IT.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--XD XD WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME NOT?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--BECAUSE HE'S CUTE AND BLUSHY!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--XD NO REASON AT ALL, MISS.

(...I am writing Gertrude/Horatio. Bwahaha.

...Oh. But I want Horatio/Ophelia. I must come up with a good plot for it.)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--HAMLET SAYS IT'S CUTE, AND I AGREE.

(Oooooh. Shiny. *can't wait!*)

Also.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--BECAUSE WE REALLY TRUST HAMLET'S OPINION...!!!

(^______^ *WRITES, demmit*)

...You WIN.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--WELL, WHEN IT COMES TO HORATIO BEING CUTE WHEN HE BLUSHES, WE DO.

(*beams!* *but sekritly distracts and clings to*)

I couldn't help it!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--YEAH, HA. NO, WE DON'T.

(...MISS ZARA! ;________;!)

...Isn't 'you win' usually construed as positive, you? XD

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--DO TOO.

(...*cuteeyes* ...sorry. ;___;)

...by normal people. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--SO DO NOT.

(...You're EVIL, Miss.)

XD XD Yes, well.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--DO TOO.

(Only out of LOVE.)

<33333

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--DO NOT.

(H'mmmm.)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

DO TOO.

(REALLY.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

DO NOT.

(Maybe.)

Want to hear Waen's new horrible wonderful idea?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

DO TOO.

(*smiles!*)

...Do you need to ask?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

DO NOT.

(...*gives in*)

...Okay. SO. Laertes' poison? Is a potion much like the one Juliet drinks. Therefore, Hamlet does not die. Laertes does, because he's been run through. However, it has a side-effect; Hamlet ends up paralysed/unable to speak/somehow incapacitated. He becomes King, but Horatio is forced to rule in all but official recognition while Hamlet sits around and emos.