"Wouldn't it be Nice if I Remembered the Words to This Song...?"

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Ahhh, I've stolen the computer again. *shifty look* Uncle Joi doesn't know.

Granddaddy's birthday to-day! So everybody is having brandy-wine, which is what you get when you don't bother to wash glasses; and everybody who isn't drinking brandy-wine is having hard cider, because we're all Scottish so we all drink. Or so everybody claims.

...And Will just offered me some of his fermented homemade root beer. X___x XD I think my sinuses are permanently cleared.

ME HOME TO-MORROW THANK HEAVEN...!

Stolen from my flist: Give me a fandom I know and I'll tell you--

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
6. The character I would shag anytime
7. The character I'd want to be like
8. The character I'd slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

i'm rosencrantzian to-day! i built a pinwheel and a helicopter and a hang glider and a butterfly and a huge gigantic balloon out of sticks and pins at the hands-on.

Comments

[bewareofitalics]

But you said I was nasty! *sniffles* *whee, glompage!*

Yes. There are some very evil Ozwriters out there. :P

Unc Nunkie: *shrugs*

DID TOO! TOTALLY DID TOO!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...Did I? It must have been because there are so many books I couldn't possibly sort out my loves and not-loves from all of them... *smiles charmingly!*

I really do not doubt it.

... D:

NEVER NO NOOOOOOOOOO.

[bewareofitalics]

Well, that's okay then! *is totally charmed*

At least there are also come good ones. Or at least one good one, I haven't read many of the new books.

Unc Nunkie: ?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, FOREVER! SO THERE!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

:) :) :)

*giggles*

...*POUNCE*

*shrivels*

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: ...!? *flails. silently*

Hurrah, I have vanquished the Dreaded Slash Beast!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D :D *glompglompglomp*

Not vanquished. Just hibernating.

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: ... *longingly remembers that time he was a statue*

Well then, I'll be ready for it when it wakes up!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD *takes advantage of this time that he is not*

...And it will! ...eventually.

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: *sighs and resigns himself*

As long as that "eventually" is a long, long way off.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*loveslovesloves*

...*rises up!* HORATIO/FORTINBRAS FOR-EVER..!!!!

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: *is what, the only male in Lillie's head to not succumb to the charms of the Soujin? besides Peter, anyway, but he doesn't count* *shakes his head* Miss?

*uses metaphorical Horatio/Hamlet icon!* BUT NOT WITH DF!FORTI!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*honestly. what brazen defiance. hmph* Yessir?

*...is not convinced* WITH DF!FORTI IT'S ALL SUBTEXT!

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: Stop. *"please" is implied, but an unnecessary word, and so it is not said*

IS NOT! AND EVEN IF THERE HAPPENS TO BE ANY SUBTEXT, WHICH THERE IS NOT, IT WILL NEVER EVER BE TEXT!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... ;_______________________;

SELF-DELUDING, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE...!

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: Don't! *meaning, "don't be sad!"*

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... ^_^;;;?

...In denial.

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: *pats her head* Good.

Isn't that just a river in Egypt?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^______________________^

Oh, is it? Well, I have first-class plane tickets.

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: *smiles avuncularly*

Why, yes. Yes, you do.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^___^!!!!

...That didn't come out right.

[bewareofitalics]

Unc Nunkie: *enjoys the peace and quiet*

Heh heh heh.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^_^;;;;;

...foiled. curses.