Do you question me? (...Oh, Guil, someone ought to enlighten you.)

I would not! You can bake a pie with me if you'd like, and I should give you the recipe and not say a word (it's very hard to do anything wrong with a pie, of course, so they're the best if you've not followed a recipe before)...!

Something along those lines...? (Sedsedsed Wittenberg multa bella urbem est? :D :D...!)