Dorothy looked frowningly down at her kitten. "What've you done to get that, Eureka?"

Eureka looked up from the shell. "I ate a snail. I would rather it had been a pig. I could eat a nice tiny fat pig, but you will never let me."

"You're right about that!" said Dorothy. "And you'd better hope that snail wasn't anything special!"

But Eureka was already Munchkin blue.