"And I Hollered, 'Someone Save Me!'..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

IIiiiiiii will just be right here beating my head against a wall fkdjsklagjsdklgs I think I need a break from life of all kinds and gksdfjkldjgdflj

--history test. Must do history test. Am not allowed to pretend to be undead--history test.

WORK AFSHJKFHSDJKGHSJKF. sgjskfjs Stuff. I don't know. Letters. Je ne sais--dammit.

--I should go eat dinner.

WHAT AM I DOING. Head to keyboard, yes? Repeatedly. Yes? I have no brain and no life and too much life and my hair is awful although that is not relevant in the slightest but it's still falling out all over the place even though I'm eating lipids again and NOT BECAUSE I LIKE THEM. And I ache all sorts of weird places, and my left toe is just going to fall out, to hell with it (bleeding. all. over. the. place. and festering).

I feel sakljfsdaklgjsklgsdklfvsdjl. In a nutshell.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*cries about my feet* They're awful. The left one is draining. *--ooh!*

[bewareofitalics]

...I probably don't want to ask what you mean by that, do I? *snuggles* ...here, just let me rip your head open...!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Draining is a nonmedical term meaning there is clear liquid and/or pus coming from the wound, which there is. *clingclingcling* Okay!

[bewareofitalics]

Oh dear. Your poor FOOOOOOT! *snuggles even more* Wonderful! *snips a few stitches, scoops out the straw, and pours in a beautiful bran/pins/needles mixture!*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

IT IS NOT A HAPPY FOOT. --*squees* I feel clever!

[bewareofitalics]

I CAN IMAGINE. :( :( :( - Oh so clever? You feel clever, and something-that-rhymes-with-clever, and bright?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

MY FOOT, IN FACT, WEEPS. A LOT. BUT THE TOENAIL GOES IN THREE DAYS, AJKGSKLDGJSDKL. --Clever and snevver and bright!

[bewareofitalics]

AND GOOD RIDDANCE, I SAY! - Oh, you are so clever! Oh, the cleverness of you!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I SHALL BE AWFULLY PLEASED. -- *preens* Thank you.

[bewareofitalics]

AND SO SHALL I! - *pouts* Of course, I did nothing! You're conceited!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

YAY! AND THEN I WILL PHOTOGRAPH MY PRISTINE NAILBED FOR ZARA! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT, TO? :D :D :D --No, I'm not! I'm clever!

[bewareofitalics]

BUT OF COURSE! I NEED PROOF THAT IT'S NOT FROSTBITTEN, AFTER ALL. :D - ...okay, hard to argue with that. *hugs the clever Soujin!*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

OKAY! THEN YOU, ALSO, WILL BE TREATED TO LARGE PICTURES OF MY DREADFUL FEET. -- *crows!*

[bewareofitalics]

HURRAH! AND THEY WON'T BE DREADFUL ANYMORE, RIGHT? - *swoons!*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

RIGHT! THEY'LL BE SMOOTH AND PINK. -- *:D :D :D :D :D :P!*

[bewareofitalics]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! - :P? You wound me, you really do!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^____________________^ -- *hugshugs to make up for it?*

[bewareofitalics]

*swoons again! complete with Luisa-in-"Metaphor" sound effects!*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*strikes a Matt pose?*

[bewareofitalics]

What, dear?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Can I call you Ophelia?

[bewareofitalics]

...you mean you're just using me to make your boyfriend jealous? :( :( :(

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I'd never do something like that!

[bewareofitalics]

So you just want me to drown? :( :( :(

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Certainly not! Your brother would go mad.