But it would be wonderfully parodic of the Comitragedies! --do you think she would really kill me with PoisonedFlying Monkeys? Because it may have to happen as such just so it can be told!

Well, your way with words is certainly more beautiful than mine, no matter how you deny it. You are a goddess of language and stories, in truth. <333 Bah, my plotlines are indecipherable even to me! So there *glomps!*