psalm_onethirtyone | "Go On, Believe Her, When She Tells You Nothing's Wrong..."

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"Go On, Believe Her, When She Tells You Nothing's Wrong..."

Testing guy: Okay, people, listen up. This test, no pressure, don't worry about it, it's no big deal. Only it's going to determine whether you get a Ph.D or spend the rest of your life asking 'You want fries with that?'
Everyone: ...
TG: Okay. Move your desks a little, they have to be a certain distance apart. Apparently there was some collusion on one of the tests a while back, blah, blah, blah, so we have to make sure you're not cheating--
Some Kid: What's collusion?
TG: 'You want fries with that, mister?'
Everyone: ...