"Go On, Believe Her, When She Tells You Nothing's Wrong..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Testing guy: Okay, people, listen up. This test, no pressure, don't worry about it, it's no big deal. Only it's going to determine whether you get a Ph.D or spend the rest of your life asking 'You want fries with that?'
Everyone: ...
TG: Okay. Move your desks a little, they have to be a certain distance apart. Apparently there was some collusion on one of the tests a while back, blah, blah, blah, so we have to make sure you're not cheating--
Some Kid: What's collusion?
TG: 'You want fries with that, mister?'
Everyone: ...

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I KNOW WHAT.

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

Well, how do you think you did, by the way?

(My guess is you did quite well, but that is based only on how smart you are.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. I think I probably did fairly well on the reading stuff and something below average on the maths? Last time I took a standardised test I was in eighth grade and tested college level in reading/writing and fourth grade in maths, so I know where my weakness lies.

(Pfff. See above.)