Eh, compared to real romance novels, the sex scene was totally tasteful. But the snark and the courtliness were AWESOME. (bravecows did fruit vampires a while back, and one of these days I will write about a vampire who uses his mind control powers to become a motivational speaker. Or a televangelist).

Also, I like how I typed "campires." I, um, might be slightly tipsy. But it's appropriate.