"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

Comments

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Aw, it was supposed to be sekrit. XD Yes, that's true-- I don't mind so much when it's canon. But it's like... what do you do with it once it exists?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

That you of all people should know that duration doesn't define the merit of a relationship. *a little surprised to be so forthcoming*

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

And you could! You're their Uncle Buzz, they'd do anything for you.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha!

[somany-stars.livejournal.com]

You would not.

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

Hopefully canon baby won't come to DF even though it is funny to see Richard squirm and flail. I have no idea what people do with them. But Helen is totally the perfect mother. And there are also so many nasty complications that can happen if there's no way to back out.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

HE SAYS HE DOES NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF HAMLET WITH A BABY, PLEASE KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF.

Ahhh, yes. --Hi, Cleo.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Of course not. But it's still different, when you've been together for years.

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

I wrote the thing over two years ago and people keep reviewing it. It is godly. I feel powerful.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Yeah. XD I dunno, I just don't like angst for angst's sake. Maybe that's why my pups never do anything on DF. XD

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

HAMLET WOULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH A BABY. IT WOULD BE A DISASTER.

She says hello. Just like that.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Anything? *...this is totally a song cue. in case you don't know Oliver! (which was just typoed as Olivier!), your line is, "Anything...fooooor...yooooooooou!" ...numbers of vowels may vary. ;)*

[abigqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh, because I only married you.

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

It wasn't meant to be angst, it just sort of happened. At least Helen doesn't blow things out of proportion like Tom. *cough*Ada*cough

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I know.

Poor Tom. XD Ada's like "LET'S BE FRIENDS. :D"

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. HORATIO WOULD WORRY.

*ees at her*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I bet.

[anima-mecanique.livejournal.com]

I never had any female socks over there >_>

Are you still playing DF? How's it?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE A CAT.

ONLY WITH ACTUAL HTML.

[somany-stars.livejournal.com]

That's because you have terrible judgement.

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

Poor Richard. Tom's like "Why?" *prays Sophy doesn't show up*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. HE DOES NOT, INCIDENTALLY, WANT THE BABY TO END UP LIKE THE CAT.

WHO NEEDS ACTUAL HTML?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I never used to! But now I have a vast number. ^^;;;;

It's okay, really. there's been some shifting in players, we have a lot of new people, and it's still keeping up, very regular.

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

Ahhh! As in little fictional fellows whose destinies you can guide, yes?

[holyschist.livejournal.com]

Have I ever mentioned how much Hero/Don John BREAKS MY BRAIN?