"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

Comments

[bewareofitalics]

Aaaah. *g* I've been vaguely considering eventually getting Ph(o)ebe...

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[bewareofitalics]

She isn't a countess, so it wouldn't be too redundant...? *g*

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I'd be way too terrified to have more than one Shakespearian pup. I struggle enough with just the one. XD

[bewareofitalics]

You do very well, though! And I think my Text Analysis classes will help with mine. :D

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Oooh, most likely.

[bewareofitalics]

I've started thinking in iambs already. A weird experience shared with my classmates. *g*