"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

Comments

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

Why do most of my characters scare me?!? (Although she didn't at first. It was only when I got to that book.)

Wait... Since we seem to be having an oddly long conversation made up of comments may I just friend you?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I do not know! Make better choices!

...Sure. XD

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

At least Tom isn't scary. Just slightly manic. Neither is Zjendjan or either of the hobbits. Thank goodness.

Sweet. (And I totally just realized I read some of your fics back in 05 before I even knew DF existed.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*laughs!*

(Really? Any of the actual good ones, or just the bad stuff?)

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

(Something to do with Hamlet. My memory's rusty. I just remember enjoying it immensely. But then I found DF and found out that you were on it (still remember you as person who wrote really cool Shakespeare thing) and I gleed when one of mine got to interact with one of yours. (I think it was Tom and Weena.))

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(oh, okay, that was fairly good stuff. I'm reassured. And eeeeeeeep, thank you. (Awww. Weena misses Tom. Her funny person!))

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

(It was when I realized people do write for obscure fandoms and I rushed off to try to find Tom Jones fic but, of course, there is none. And I won't write it since my writing sucks like a sucking thing and I can only write very odd satire. (Tom does too and she would probably be happy to know he's etter now, except for the whole Richard/Ada bit (which I was totally not expecting to happen.))

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(*laughs* I certainly do that. Lord. But awwww. Bet you're good at other stuff, but it is discouraging not to be able to write for something you want written. (She is happy!))

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

And seriously... Who would read it? But there is no ego booster like going through eight pages of ff.net reviews made up of people calling you the greatest thing since sliced bread. It warms my little, black heart.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha!

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

I wrote the thing over two years ago and people keep reviewing it. It is godly. I feel powerful.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I bet.