psalm_onethirtyone: (Zara - Westmark)
Soujin ([personal profile] psalm_onethirtyone) wrote2007-07-14 12:40 am
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"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

[livejournal.com profile] russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

[livejournal.com profile] sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

[livejournal.com profile] fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

[livejournal.com profile] queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

[livejournal.com profile] pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

[livejournal.com profile] techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

[livejournal.com profile] inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
The difference is that Gregory isn't like that all the time. No offense.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
N-no, h-h-he is ssimply like. Um. That, at unp-p-predictable intervals. *smirks* You can rely on my behaviour.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Forgive me for being less than charitable--did you simply forget the attempted mutilation? Or do you overlook it simply because he's not a habitual maimer?

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Did you forget what your boyfriend did to him? It was an understandable impulse.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
He did the same thing to me, or near enough, and I refrained from using a single kitchen appliance on him. Don't ask me about ropes or handcuffs.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's different. You'd been with Ramon for- three weeks, was it?

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Longer than you've been with my brother, certainly.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I hadn't even met your brother yet. What's that supposed to mean, anyway?

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
That you of all people should know that duration doesn't define the merit of a relationship. *a little surprised to be so forthcoming*

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. But it's still different, when you've been together for years.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Justifies assault, would you say?

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
More "explains" than "justifies," maybe.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And would it 'explain' assault if I had been the one doing it?

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Maybe. I can't imagine you reacting that way.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Good--there are some things that you consider beneath me.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Just that I can't see you lashing out like that. I'd expect you to use words. Or if you did do something physical, I'd expect it to be meticulously planned.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I would hope so, after all this time.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You, of course, wouldn't take any kind of revenge. Vengeance seems quite out of your repertoire.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I never got any on you, at least.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not planning to remedy that, are you?

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
If I tried to get revenge on every man who had wronged me, I'd never do anything else. *pause* That was a "no."