"With Liquor and Money They's Loaded Down..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

So, I know that while I am basically the most awesome thing ever to happen to my flist, sometimes, in a crisis of faith, some of you sit back at your computers and say to yourselves, "Can Soujin sustain her level of awesome? Is she even truly as awesome as I thought?" You can now live in mental security, because I am about to assure you that yes, I am.

Maria and I went down to the creek to-day to walk across it because it was frozen.

(You can already see where this is going.)

Ice is sharp. Added bonus: I was wearing a silk skirt, which FROZE SOLID while it was billowing, leaving me to continue our walk for another half an hour in what was essentially an icy ripple of ballgown hemline. ADDED BONUS: Yes, I continued the walk, despite the fact that there was blood running down my leg. TRIPLE BONUS FOR THE WIN: we decided to get off the creek and shortcut across the triangular bottom to the bridge, whereupon I fell through a GROUNDHOG HOLE up to my thigh and yes. Special day.

(Not to mention the fact that about five days earlier, while at mhari's house, I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.

God, I love my life.)

Yeah. I take my offerings in the form of cake and sheep. Don't burn first!

p.s. I hated Independence Day. Good GOD how many tropes were in that film? Also, everyone was a jerk. The one kid was cute, though.

Comments

[mhari.livejournal.com]

WHY WOULD YOU EVER

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

For your sheer awesome, miss, I offer ...

... a sheep cake.

*sneaks off, after loving on you madly*

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

That first paragraph? Hilarious. <3

The frozen billowing skirt sounds absolutely lovely, if extremely uncomfortable. The blood sounds simply unpleasant. Well, not so much "simply" as "only" and not so much "unpleasant" as "zomg are you okay?"

[bewareofitalics]

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...*facepalm* You poor dear. There's no use scolding you, is there?

[raanve]

That all sounds rather unpleasant. Please to be not dying or freezing or burning alive, etc. Thank you.

Also -- OMG don't even get me started on Independence Day. (Or, you know, do. If you enjoy hearing me go on and on at length about something I do not like.)

[anima-mecanique.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I didn't even know that was POSSIBLE D: The skirt thing. Not the groundhog thing or the ice thing or the fire thing. Especially the fire thing, because god knows I've done it to myself enough times.

*HUGS*

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

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.......................................... s-stay safe? Drink lots of warm soup and don't get sick? AVOID FIRE?

AFNFTHFDHFA;DLS

[softerthansound.livejournal.com]

You're my absolute favorite.

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

INDEPENDENCE DAY IS AWESOME FFF

[josiana.livejournal.com]

....You are very resilient. D:

;_____; Plz don't die.

I'm glad you're okay, at least. ;_____; But omg.