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Meme from [livejournal.com profile] saucynusiance: Go to textsfromlastnight and choose one to use as a prompt and I will write you fic off it. Give a character/pairing/whatnot.

OMT day was good--I know some actual therapies now! how crazy is that? Crazy. Also, being protein-starved, I ate six ribs and a plate of pulled pork at the luncheon. >_> On the plus side, I definitely feel more alert. So I think I really was getting low on protein/iron.

My attic is incredibly hot, though. Have put the fan in the window and hope it helps.

Astonishingly bored.

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Date: 2009-05-22 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eremon-lass.livejournal.com
That's a really scary meme. I offer up this prompt:

"Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not."

Contemporary Orkney!boys from whatever canon you like (Catechism, BNY, something new...)

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Date: 2009-05-22 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
"Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not."

"Jesus Christ, you don't change at all. He's going fucking home, you think I'm happy about it?"

"Great, I'll get the waiter." Terry leans back in his seat, signaling the waiter as he cradles the cell against his shoulder. "Tanqueray, please. Why the hell does he want to do that, anyway?"

"I don't know. Clar gave me some esoteric bullshit about deer panting for brooks and foetuses that know their mothers and said he has to."

"Oh, well, if Clar says he has to--"

"Fuck you, man."

"Hey, I'm coming to see him off, aren't I?"

"You're lucky I'm still thinking of letting you in the house. Don't say anything stupid. Don't. I want him to come back."

"Really."

"Crazy, isn't it. Don't get so drunk you can't find the place, I'm not going to pick you up from the police station."

"Mmm. You know me."

"No, luckily my taste is better. See you." Click.

Terry laughs and takes the gin from the waiter.

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Date: 2009-05-22 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
Catechism!Mordred really has a surprising amount of patience for Agravain. XD

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Date: 2009-05-22 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eremon-lass.livejournal.com
I know! Usually it doesn't matter what canon, everyone just wants to punch Aggie in the face. (Except in First Knight, but that movie really doesn't count.)

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Date: 2009-05-22 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
(It really doesn't. XD) That is his awesome rockin' super power. Although sadly my DF!A. is kind of a failure.

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Date: 2009-05-22 05:45 am (UTC)
tinyammmy: (explosions)
From: [personal profile] tinyammmy
He totally isn't! He has... extenuating circumstances.

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Date: 2009-05-22 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mhari.livejournal.com
(978): Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

You disappeared at me! D:

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Date: 2009-05-22 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
"Holy shit."

Alex stares at the bear and then starts laughing, his face in his hands, and Sharon lets out a wail of laughter in response.

"Oh, my God, Alex, we're going to die, we're going to die, this is too funny. If we die can I have your house?"

"We should give it the hot dogs."

"We should run away. In slow-motion."

"If I die, adopt Annika, okay?"

Sharon wails again and grabs him, and that's enough to knock him over right there. "You bastard, I'm going to die. Aren't you at least going to give me a pity fuck or a piece of advice or something? I mean, God probably takes letters of recommendation."

"From me God doesn't." He chuckles and reaches up to play with her hair, grinning at her stupidly. "I wonder if it hurts when a bear mauls you."

"It does if you're a virgin."

"I think we're both safe."

The bear ignores them in favour of the wieners.

~~~

idk abby this is alex's life. >_> poor annika.

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Date: 2009-05-22 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com
(636): Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.

Don Pedro/Beatrice. XD XD XD

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
"But I like not the company of ladies," she says, smiling, leaning back on the counter. Her customary dress has been exchanged for a sari and a gauzy skirt decorated with shining small disks of metal. "And I did not know, my lord, that you admired the company of gentleman, though it astonishes me not to see Signor Benedick."

Don Pedro laughs. "Sweet lady Beatrice. Does it astonish thee to see me?"

"My lord, I misspoke. I should say that I am never astonished by men, for aught they do."

"Alas, I should not have doubted thee."

"Nor should you, my lord." Her smile dances, and Don Pedro's head swims.

"Lady Beatrice, what will we remember on the morrow?"

"My lord, I think none of us shall remember aught that was worth the memory." He kisses her, and she puts her fingers on his lips to push him back. "And yet I swear to you that there shall be naught to forget unless you get you shed of these trappings." He laughs unsteadily and reaches to unzip the banana suit, as somewhere in the foreground he catches sight of his brother with a hand down Signor Boracchio's pants as Boracchio gently removes his eyepatch.

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com
*dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dies dead*

So, so funny. My little heart is doing giddy pirhouettes.

Also: BEATRICE IN A SARI. I WOULD DO THAT.

*glomps teh Soujin*
Edited Date: 2009-05-22 04:26 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
WHAT. XD YOU GAVE ME THE MOST INSANE PROMPT EVER.

ilu2 though.

(BEATRICE IN A SARI. I thought it fit. :D :D)

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com
WHAT. XD YOU GAVE ME THE MOST INSANE PROMPT EVER.

Only because I knew that you would make magic with it, and you didn't disappoint. ♥ ♥ ♥

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
♥ ♥ okay I guess flattery is the way to my heart.

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Date: 2009-05-22 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com
Just the facts, Soujin. Just the facts.

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Date: 2009-05-22 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiamatschild.livejournal.com
(541): someone get that fucking seahorse.

Clar!

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:04 am (UTC)
bewareofitalics: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bewareofitalics
(916): ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra

Perry and Buzz? :D

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
"What do you mean, may or may not? I know you are. Jesus fuck, Buzz, I'm not stupid."

"Aw--"

"Hurry up and get the rest of your clothes on, we're going drinking."

"Oh, good. I'll sing Drink with Me."

"No, you won't, you'll sing I hope Perry and Buzz get lucky but not AIDs."

"Alas, innocence."

"Put on your skirt and get in the fucking car."

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:51 am (UTC)
bewareofitalics: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bewareofitalics
*giggles* Aaaaw. Also, loved the Much Ado one!

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
XD oh good.

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Date: 2009-05-22 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com
Probably slightly easier:

"About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money. "

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Date: 2009-05-24 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
"Well, it was nice of you to warn me preemptorily." Jim watches him through the glass with a slightly disbelieving grin on his face. "You owe me a drink for every dollar I pay."

"Great! We can do that as soon as you get me out," Daniel says, his own grin as long as a whole note held.

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Date: 2009-05-25 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
I CAN SEE THIS HAPPENING.

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Date: 2009-05-22 05:55 am (UTC)
tinyammmy: (shakespearian)
From: [personal profile] tinyammmy
I really wanted to give you this one, but I couldn't think of who to prompt it for: "Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat."

...so my actual request is

"(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex."

Anything Shakespearian would work. XD

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Date: 2009-05-24 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
Beatrice rolls her eyes, even as Hero covers her mouth with her hands and blushes, letting out a little squeak--she knows her cousin well enough that it isn't really a surprise, but she can't stop herself from a reaction anyway. Beatrice laughs. "O, coz. Wherefore I shall not touch the man, nor bend to his desires. Thou knowest me well."

"Thou wouldst not bend to any man's desires, only thine own," Hero says, surprised, and feels warm when Beatrice strokes her hair and smiles approvingly.

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Date: 2009-05-24 08:59 pm (UTC)
tinyammmy: (affection)
From: [personal profile] tinyammmy
Aw, guys. Much Ado was totally the play the text made me think of initially, too.

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Date: 2009-05-25 03:43 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-05-22 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julietveiled.livejournal.com
AHH this meme is such a brilliant idea!!

"(703): i really like this girl i slept with last night
(202): you ask her out again?
(703): yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married "

um, I dunno. Shakespearey?

--

bonus: "Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them "

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Date: 2009-05-24 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
Horatio buries his face in his hands in despair. A married woman at school, Ophelia at home, a love affair whenever he can manage one, and still Hamlet hasn't even considered the possibility that Horatio would sell his soul for one kiss.

---

"Thank God," Bossuet says, smiling, and rests his bald head against Musichetta's soft white stomach.

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Date: 2009-05-23 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] josiana.livejournal.com
"my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me"

Um. For Courfeyrac and Joly? :D

And I'm glad you got both actual therapies and protein. &hearts

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Date: 2009-05-24 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
"You're very lucky I still tolerate you," Joly says, with great dignity. He has an arm around Courfeyrac's waist, and that's about all that's keeping Courfeyrac upright.

"I know I am! Ami, I sit down and thank God every night. I'm sure you won't abandon me."

"We'll see. If you continue to go drinking without telling me first--"

--

idk my little mongoose. I am unfamiliar with gossip girl.

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Date: 2009-05-25 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] josiana.livejournal.com
It's okay, I have no idea what it is myself. But, awww, they're so cute. Thank you. :D

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Date: 2009-05-25 04:57 am (UTC)

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