*props chin in hands* Within the last year I have been forced to come to the conclusion that despite being bisexual, I'm essentially aromantic and constitutionally celibate, which. Great. Good going me! This is so conducive to grandchildren and will make Mom so happy! Which is why I skipped the 'in a relationship' question, because the idea of being in a romantic relationship at all makes me want to move to Antartica to commune with the penguins.