And oh, the glorious smackdown the rage coalition shall deliver! Er, if only via the internet. Maybe that's what DARPA has been up to since they invented the internet, inventing a way to punch people in the face through the internet.

(it didn't take me long to realize she was full of shit, but that didn't stop the little "you have no right to be depressed, just stop it" voice. full. of. shit.)