I am the world's least patient and sympathetic fan fiction reader, but you had be rivetted. I really like your solution to the paradox of Sherlock's lack of seuxality and his intense attachment to John. Also, many lols. :)

Here are my initial efforts at Mycroftry. For some reason they have both come out #0000cc blue. Am I on the right track? (I shall not be offended in the slightest if they're not to your taste.)