"There's a She-Wolf in the Closet..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Things Indians Love: A Short Experiment in Cultural Insensitivity
(or, feel free to call me a douche for making this list)

10. Jewellery
9. Honking their horns
8. Putting coloured lights on stuff
7. Driving in the wrong lane
6. Decorating their cars (sometimes with LIVE GARDENS)
5. Mangos
4. Elephants
3. Shakira
2. Speed bumps (if speed bumps aren't available, potholes will do)

And the number one thing Indians love: giving me the neck every goddamn time we have a chicken for dinner.

P.S. I'm home. :D

Comments

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

I fell in love with Alan Rickman. That's pretty much all there is to report.

(Also, I'm almost definitely coming back to LJ.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Aha!

...there's a reason to start reading my flist again! Excellent! :D