"There's a She-Wolf in the Closet..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Things Indians Love: A Short Experiment in Cultural Insensitivity
(or, feel free to call me a douche for making this list)

10. Jewellery
9. Honking their horns
8. Putting coloured lights on stuff
7. Driving in the wrong lane
6. Decorating their cars (sometimes with LIVE GARDENS)
5. Mangos
4. Elephants
3. Shakira
2. Speed bumps (if speed bumps aren't available, potholes will do)

And the number one thing Indians love: giving me the neck every goddamn time we have a chicken for dinner.

P.S. I'm home. :D

Comments

[watchcry.livejournal.com]

They were really nice dreams, until I woke up in a panic from the first one wondering why you hadn't been around and then remembering "Oh yeah. She was very clear about INDIA." It was then hilarious. Nice -> Panic -> Hilarious dreams.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm sorry to have inspired panic. Anyway, I am home safe now!