"There's a She-Wolf in the Closet..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Things Indians Love: A Short Experiment in Cultural Insensitivity
(or, feel free to call me a douche for making this list)

10. Jewellery
9. Honking their horns
8. Putting coloured lights on stuff
7. Driving in the wrong lane
6. Decorating their cars (sometimes with LIVE GARDENS)
5. Mangos
4. Elephants
3. Shakira
2. Speed bumps (if speed bumps aren't available, potholes will do)

And the number one thing Indians love: giving me the neck every goddamn time we have a chicken for dinner.

P.S. I'm home. :D

Comments

[josiana.livejournal.com]

This seems like it could cause safety issues. But also really awesome. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Okay, safety issues I don't think are a big consideration in India, given the number of cows that sleep in the middle of the highways.