"You Won't Recognise Me, For the Light in My Eyes is Strange..."

Our school just sent out this e-mail to all students:

JC Alert: NOAA has issued a Flood Warning for Huntingdon County

Oh yeah? Well, I won't believe it until I see it, bitch. And tell them to stop working on that goddamn ark, it's blocking my view of the quad.

"Will Someone Please Call the Surgeon Who Will Crack My Ribs and Repair This Broken Heart...?"

Title: The Covenant
Fandom: The Bible
Characters/Pairings: David/Jonathan, Saul
For: _grayswandir_, alaszyel, and sirius20_81, for the Fic Drive.
Note: There is some pr0n within. Nothing special, but if you dislike seeing the Bible + sex between two guys who were probably just bffs, viewer discretion is advised. Also, it's goddamn long.

( The Covenant )