I totally don't know why those poeple all thought I was Edgar. It really made me sad. I was like, "Can't you tell I'm a fictional revolutionary from an 18th century French novel?!?! Hull-o!"

I'm totally nothing like Edgar. I didn't have one of those funny little mustaches like he did! I didn't have an incestuous relationship with any of my cousins! And I even said "Bonjour!" to everyone! Was Poe French? I think not!