"Le gens de Cour s'y deshonorent..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

I am writing Gulliver's Travels slash, by the way.

At the moment, I'm trying to find a good, early eighteenth-century way of saying 'I did what he asked of me, so he rewarded me with hot passionate smex of a sodomistic sort, and I was cool with it even though I think people are gross'. >_>

I am so going to hell. Typically, I'm just in time to reuse my Easter handbasket.

But first, the story must be finished! So let us back to work. Perhaps dictionary.com can assist...

Edit: Yes, that's right, little mood kitty. Wink like the little hell-bound whore thou art. Good heavens. -_-

Comments

[bewareofitalics]

Who are you slashing? I assume Gulliver is one of them, especially with that "people are gross" comment. *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Gulliver and that nice Portuguese bloke who picked him up. I'm dreadful. It was that 'in a week's time, he had seduced me to the door' line that set me off, really.

[bewareofitalics]

*snickers*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Though I must say I considered another pairing after reading the one where he needed a translator and said of him, 'I am in his mouth'.

*is corrupt*

[bewareofitalics]

I've become so corrupted by fanfic that it's not even funny. I used to be so innocent... *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

The same, the same.

[bewareofitalics]

*mourns lost fic innocence* I feel like we should be singing "I Dreamed A Dream" or something.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Care to join me in a chorus?

[bewareofitalics]

"There was a time when fics were kind,
When their stories were soft
And their words inviting..."

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A time when to subtext we were blind
And the slash drew no blood
And gen was exciting...

[bewareofitalics]

There was a time...
Then it all went... WRONG!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD So very, very wrong.

[bewareofitalics]

Wrong like Phantom/Hunchback, even. *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Good!wrong, in other words.

[bewareofitalics]

Well... yeah. *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Excellent. *eg*