*ros promises to keep his soujinish bit very safe, then, and shan't forget it, even if he forgets other things, because he's never forgotten a promise -- not that he can remember, anyway -- and he wonders about drinking vanilla. he wanted to drink anti-freeze, once, because it was such a pretty color, but was told it wasn't a very good idea.*

(... you had a kayak named grath longfletch? that wins in so many ways.)