"He Said, I Am Not Fighting For You Any More..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

By the way, I think I need to see Dr. Viktorrr again. I performed emergency toe surgery again to-day, with the result that they're both bleeding and it hurts madly to walk (since emergency toe surgery involves a pair of nail clippers, a cuticle trimmer, and occasionally a swiss army knife, this perhaps comes as a surprise to no one). Mum has actually confiscated the cuticle trimmer, and I am not allowed to use it any more. Honestly, my hand slipped. I wasn't really planning to cut that deeply into the nail bed.

At any rate, the emergency surgery did not actually work, and my toenails are still growing back into my feet as persistently as they have been for the last three years. >______< So to-morrow I set up an apartment. This time I am going to get them both removed entirely. I am quite tired of dealing with them. I hate the anesthesia that does not work, I hate being scared to death, it hurts too much, they always grow back, and Dr. Viktorrr hates me. It is time to get this over and done with.

I shall not be sorry to see them go.

Edit: Oh, but I forgot the best part! Waen decided to contribute some advice.

Waen: Just leave them alone!
Soujin: I caaan't. I just can't stop doing it.
Waen: Look at it this way, okay? Your toes--all your toes--are choirboys. And every time you perform your toe surgery, you're like a Catholic priest touching them inappropriately.
Soujin: ...oh, god. What did you just--I mean. Oh, God.
Waen: REMEMBER, SOUJIN. EVERY TIME YOU HURT YOUR TOES, IT'S LIKE YOU JUST MOLESTED A CHOIRBOY.
Soujin: I--I-- I can't believe you just said. I can't--I mean, God, I can't--
Waen: I thought that would help. >:D

Comments

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

*--all right, then! good. ^___^ lovetheeeeee.*

Isn't that sad? XD XD And Osiris is scared of the new air conditioner.

(OF COURSE I WILL. --He shall, then! Even though it is girly.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*<333333333*

Awwwwwwww.

(YAY! -- GIRLY BE DAMNED. HE'S HAMLET.)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

♥

*snuggles kitties. well, snuggles Goldi*

(:D :D -- THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS, TOO, APPARENTLY.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Cali likes me again, by the way. She's been sleeping with me all the time. ^______^

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Oh, good! Have you gotten her high some more, by the way? :D

Goldi still likes it when I feed him instead of when my dad was. And the other day he curls up on my neck. And he likes the blueberry muffins I baked; I crumbled one up and gave it to him.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I tried once, and she fussed at me and ran away. XD I think it must only work with you.

Awwww. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Aww. That's a shame. XD

... ... ...wow. I was failing at verb conjugation that day. XD I wonder if I was medicated.

But! He adores blueberry muffins. And pizza. And cheesecake. And he eats best for me and will only take his medication when I give it to him. ^^ And he sits on me more than anyone else. XD My mom thinks I'm his favourite.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I know, right? XD

...And, true to form, I failed to notice liek at all omg.

^___________^ YOU ARE.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Well, when I come over again...! Have you catnip still? I can bring more.

... XD

YAY! :D Also, out of everyone here, I spent the most time at my grandmother's house, so that might be why.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Yes! Oh, I've still got all of it. ^__^

Well, okay, there, see. Lots of reasons, all of which still only mean that GOLDI LIKES YOU BEST.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Good! ^^ In that case, it's a date.

...XD XD XD Sure.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Yay! ^____^

<3333333 Ha.