"The Grass Ain't Greener..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

...I have a new stuffed animal. She is a horse. She is blue. ...Her name is Oprah Whinnyfrey.

This becomes amusing when you take into consideration the fact that I have never seen Oprah Winfrey in my life, and have only the vaguest idea of who she is and what she does.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^^ Thank you. --OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

. . . does that mean he's all right? Even slightly like your mental image?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

He is awesome. His torn black fishnet and his blue highlights and akfjsdklfjsdklgsjklfjsdlkfsdk lj DED FROM SQUEE.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(The fishnet was Horatio's idea. He deserves to be smacked for making me color around fishnet--any recommendations for next time I draw him?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(It is awesome. The fishnet made the picture for me. omg eeeeeee. --I'll look, but I don't think so?)

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(He looks cold. XD -- thanks! Because I hardly ever draw Hamlet, and I really ought to.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(Well, yes. XD Wouldn't you? --Having looked, I have to say. I think his face is so great. <33333 Wow.)

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(True, that. Denmark + fishnet shirt = FAIL -- ^___^ I'm so glad. Truth be told, I was worried you'd hate it because he bears no resemblance whatsoever to Campbell Scott. ^__^;;)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(XD Exactly! --Nooooooo. He's great. <33333 Hamlet does not need to look like Mr. Scott to be great.)

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(Although I suppose one could modify that equation to Denmark + fishnets = snuggles from Horatio, which logically would seem to indicate that snuggles from Horatio = FAIL -- It's just you told me he was what you were envisioning when I was trying to draw the fellow before; I'm glad that you're flexible!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(...Okay, I think your syllogism is lacking in some crucial bits, to wit: you're attempting to use the if-then syllogism, but, unfortunately, your AB is not equal to your BC, and therefore A cannot equal C. --- I am soo flexible. I'm like Plasticman. :D ...I used that on my mum a few days ago and she went XD XD XD XD YOU LIAR.)

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(But if A + B = C, and A + B = D, then C = D, that's logic! More than logic--that's mathematics! -- . . . did her face really go XD? Because mine just did--!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(It's logic, but it won't help you bisect your angles. -- XD Yes.)

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(Horatio would help me bisect my angles.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(...that sounds dirty.)

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(. . . O____x Yes, yes it does.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(XD)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Horatio would bisect Hamlet's angles any day.

... ...what do you mean I wasn't in this conversation?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I AM GLAD I WAS NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHOSE MIND WENT THERE. Unfortunately, I cannot use my pretty heart's core icon for this situation; it has to be the skeevy graveyard one. XD

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, Hamlet-in-that-icon is totally waggling his eyebrows and suggesting that they go do some math.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. That's why it's appropriate. XD XD XD

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Poor Horatio. XD Well, you know what I mean.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I do. I need one of those little I Support magnets, only mine would say I Support Embarrassing and then Ravaging Horatio.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Hamlet would totally wear one of those, you know.

He is going to post soon, too. As soon as he gets satchels from Miz Deliverance, because he's going to bring home herbs for good luck.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

Much better! And, you know, he probably literally would, because Hamlet fails at math--

... ... you weren't?