"The Grass Ain't Greener..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

...I have a new stuffed animal. She is a horse. She is blue. ...Her name is Oprah Whinnyfrey.

This becomes amusing when you take into consideration the fact that I have never seen Oprah Winfrey in my life, and have only the vaguest idea of who she is and what she does.

Comments

[bewareofitalics]

...aaaaaw. :D (I know someone who was on Oprah! With her long-lost identical twin sister!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^__^ (...Really? Woww.)

[bewareofitalics]

How does lizard!Perry feel about this new addition to the family? (They were separated at birth and never knew about each other until the one I know, at the age of 45, suddenly found out that she was adopted. And they look exactly alike and talk exactly alike and the one I know is very active in synagogue and the other is very active in church. *g*)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Eh. Lizard!Perry isn't actually allowed to sleep on the bed with everyone else because he'd teach them all words they're not supposed to know. XD So he just grouses, as usual. (Wowwwww. That's incredible.)

[bewareofitalics]

Aaaaaw. Poor little grumpy guy. (I knooooow. And the twin I know had to convert to Judaism because her parents hadn't done it for her when she was a baby, and once that was done, she and her husband had to get married again. Very annoying of her parents!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Serves him right. :P (Aaaaaaaaaah. How come? I mean--she was Jewish, right?)

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Blue horse! ^_^

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Mum says she is plug-ugly, but I know that she is amazingly soft and therefore her looks do not matter. *buries hands in*

[theatre-angel.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I AM DYING.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^^;;;;; I beg your pardon.

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

... puuuun!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

The pun fills me with love. ^________^ Also! There is a goth!Hamlet for your perusal--!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^^ Thank you. --OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

. . . does that mean he's all right? Even slightly like your mental image?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

He is awesome. His torn black fishnet and his blue highlights and akfjsdklfjsdklgsjklfjsdlkfsdk lj DED FROM SQUEE.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

(The fishnet was Horatio's idea. He deserves to be smacked for making me color around fishnet--any recommendations for next time I draw him?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(It is awesome. The fishnet made the picture for me. omg eeeeeee. --I'll look, but I don't think so?)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

You're not missing much? XD

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Perry is adorable.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Oh, good. But Oprah is v.v.v.v. snuggly. ^____^

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*facepalm* He is awful. And him reading DaDW seemed so appropriate it wasn't even funny.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

real!Ophrah is too...?

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Arthur is going to ask him if he's doing research. XD But he is adorable and Arthur wants to pounce him. Actually, he would like Perry to come snuggle on his recliner. :D

Also...! On my way back from the play last night, I saw a billboard ad for Swan Lake. And someone in my head went XD XD XD.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Really? Awwwwww.

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Awwwwwwww. He probably would. He'd tell Daniel to go to the devil and then snugglesnugglesnuggle. And if they were suitably alone, with no Buzz, he might sing Arthur a Broadway hit. ^_~

Perry says NO. NO. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Well, she's very-- touchy-feely, at least? XD

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Omg, awwww. He is going to ask Perry to come snuggle, but he doesn't want to disturb him. But he would very much like to be sung to.

:D :D :D Sorry, Perry. We were very amused.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Heee.

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Nah, bother him. Perry doesn't mind being bothered if it's Arthur.

XD We expect you were. Perry, however, is not.

[bewareofitalics]

...what if Buzz were to come in while Perry was singing a Broadway hit?