"The Grass Ain't Greener..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

...I have a new stuffed animal. She is a horse. She is blue. ...Her name is Oprah Whinnyfrey.

This becomes amusing when you take into consideration the fact that I have never seen Oprah Winfrey in my life, and have only the vaguest idea of who she is and what she does.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^__^ (...Really? Woww.)

[bewareofitalics]

How does lizard!Perry feel about this new addition to the family? (They were separated at birth and never knew about each other until the one I know, at the age of 45, suddenly found out that she was adopted. And they look exactly alike and talk exactly alike and the one I know is very active in synagogue and the other is very active in church. *g*)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Eh. Lizard!Perry isn't actually allowed to sleep on the bed with everyone else because he'd teach them all words they're not supposed to know. XD So he just grouses, as usual. (Wowwwww. That's incredible.)

[bewareofitalics]

Aaaaaw. Poor little grumpy guy. (I knooooow. And the twin I know had to convert to Judaism because her parents hadn't done it for her when she was a baby, and once that was done, she and her husband had to get married again. Very annoying of her parents!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Serves him right. :P (Aaaaaaaaaah. How come? I mean--she was Jewish, right?)

[bewareofitalics]

As far as I know, bear!Buzz hasn't taught my stuffed animals anything inappropriate. Maybe he's just intimidated by having to sleep with a bunch of girls. Er. (You're only Jewish if your mother is or if you convert. So Twin's daughter also had to convert.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... I find that funnier than I should. (Ohh. You mean--her adopted mother was Jewish, so she sort of assumed she was too, and then it turned out she wasn't technically, so she had to convert?)

[bewareofitalics]

*g* Though now that I think about it, there are a few boys, also... two female bears, two female cats, four male bears (counting Buzz), and me. And a rock. (Exactly!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. Well, then, he can have a foursome orgy and be perfectly happy. (Got it! ^_______^)

[bewareofitalics]

... ... ...*is never getting in her bed again, thanks*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... XD Sorry.

[bewareofitalics]

...you should be. *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... .... O:D

[bewareofitalics]

... ...oh, right, like that will fool me!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

What if I say sorry?

[bewareofitalics]

Saying sorry won't get rid of the mental images. :(

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...Okay. That was mean, wasn't it?

[bewareofitalics]

Or just really, really disturbing? *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Basically, yes. ^_^