"The Grass Ain't Greener..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

...I have a new stuffed animal. She is a horse. She is blue. ...Her name is Oprah Whinnyfrey.

This becomes amusing when you take into consideration the fact that I have never seen Oprah Winfrey in my life, and have only the vaguest idea of who she is and what she does.

Comments

[bewareofitalics]

Aaaaaw. Poor little grumpy guy. (I knooooow. And the twin I know had to convert to Judaism because her parents hadn't done it for her when she was a baby, and once that was done, she and her husband had to get married again. Very annoying of her parents!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Serves him right. :P (Aaaaaaaaaah. How come? I mean--she was Jewish, right?)

[bewareofitalics]

As far as I know, bear!Buzz hasn't taught my stuffed animals anything inappropriate. Maybe he's just intimidated by having to sleep with a bunch of girls. Er. (You're only Jewish if your mother is or if you convert. So Twin's daughter also had to convert.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... I find that funnier than I should. (Ohh. You mean--her adopted mother was Jewish, so she sort of assumed she was too, and then it turned out she wasn't technically, so she had to convert?)

[bewareofitalics]

*g* Though now that I think about it, there are a few boys, also... two female bears, two female cats, four male bears (counting Buzz), and me. And a rock. (Exactly!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. Well, then, he can have a foursome orgy and be perfectly happy. (Got it! ^_______^)

[bewareofitalics]

... ... ...*is never getting in her bed again, thanks*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... XD Sorry.

[bewareofitalics]

...you should be. *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... .... O:D

[bewareofitalics]

... ...oh, right, like that will fool me!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

What if I say sorry?

[bewareofitalics]

Saying sorry won't get rid of the mental images. :(

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...Okay. That was mean, wasn't it?

[bewareofitalics]

Or just really, really disturbing? *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Basically, yes. ^_^