psalm_onethirtyone: (Zara - Westmark)
Soujin ([personal profile] psalm_onethirtyone) wrote2007-07-14 12:40 am
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"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

[livejournal.com profile] russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

[livejournal.com profile] sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

[livejournal.com profile] fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

[livejournal.com profile] queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

[livejournal.com profile] pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

[livejournal.com profile] techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

[livejournal.com profile] inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
So really, they've got the same excuse. XD
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[personal profile] bewareofitalics 2007-07-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
...wait, you're Rosalind? *is dumb*

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I do not know! Make better choices!

...Sure. XD

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Semi-sekritly? Only not? XD

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
See, this is working already.

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
:D And Gareth-- oh, wait, nevermind.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
N-no, h-h-he is ssimply like. Um. That, at unp-p-predictable intervals. *smirks* You can rely on my behaviour.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
*falls about*

[identity profile] gileonnen.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, pretty much. XD

(I swear, the gentleman will put up a thread for Jonathan soon. I keep forgetting.)

[identity profile] abnormal-sea.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
At least Tom isn't scary. Just slightly manic. Neither is Zjendjan or either of the hobbits. Thank goodness.

Sweet. (And I totally just realized I read some of your fics back in 05 before I even knew DF existed.)

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
XD

Oh, no worries.

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
>__>

I don't think I have any other girls. XD Remember back when that was ALL I had? XD
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[personal profile] bewareofitalics 2007-07-14 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaah. *g* I've been vaguely considering eventually getting Ph(o)ebe...

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I do! Actually. XD

[identity profile] silverdragon262.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know little Arthurs would be adorable.

And you know Perry would think so, too. Sekritly.

[identity profile] nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm very confused.

See, I was thinking socks as in . . . the garments worn on feet, beneath shoes. But these are not those kinds of socks. Do explain, please.

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
They were fun. XD Most of them have been reclaimed by now, I think. Except Rosa, of course, because nobody's read that damn book. XD

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
That was uncalled for.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs!*

(Really? Any of the actual good ones, or just the bad stuff?)

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Forgive me for being less than charitable--did you simply forget the attempted mutilation? Or do you overlook it simply because he's not a habitual maimer?
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[personal profile] bewareofitalics 2007-07-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
She isn't a countess, so it wouldn't be too redundant...? *g*

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I have!

[identity profile] silverdragon262.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
BUT WHAT ABOUT HORATIO.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sockpuppets! I have some twenty.

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