"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

Comments

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

I'm all for little Arthurs. It's the Perrys that would be terrifying.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Perry says he WOULD NOT. SHUT UP.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I'd be way too terrified to have more than one Shakespearian pup. I struggle enough with just the one. XD

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

(Something to do with Hamlet. My memory's rusty. I just remember enjoying it immensely. But then I found DF and found out that you were on it (still remember you as person who wrote really cool Shakespeare thing) and I gleed when one of mine got to interact with one of yours. (I think it was Tom and Weena.))

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

A disposition that only Arthur could love...?

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Did you forget what your boyfriend did to him? It was an understandable impulse.

[abigqueen.livejournal.com]

Perry's just a big softie, when you really get to know him.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(oh, okay, that was fairly good stuff. I'm reassured. And eeeeeeeep, thank you. (Awww. Weena misses Tom. Her funny person!))

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

He did the same thing to me, or near enough, and I refrained from using a single kitchen appliance on him. Don't ask me about ropes or handcuffs.

[bewareofitalics]

You do very well, though! And I think my Text Analysis classes will help with mine. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

HE SAYS HE IS A MAN, MILADY.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Unless I could get them into community theater at a very early age...

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Oooh, most likely.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

That's different. You'd been with Ramon for- three weeks, was it?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Longer than you've been with my brother, certainly.

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

(It was when I realized people do write for obscure fandoms and I rushed off to try to find Tom Jones fic but, of course, there is none. And I won't write it since my writing sucks like a sucking thing and I can only write very odd satire. (Tom does too and she would probably be happy to know he's etter now, except for the whole Richard/Ada bit (which I was totally not expecting to happen.))

[bewareofitalics]

I've started thinking in iambs already. A weird experience shared with my classmates. *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(*laughs* I certainly do that. Lord. But awwww. Bet you're good at other stuff, but it is discouraging not to be able to write for something you want written. (She is happy!))

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

I hadn't even met your brother yet. What's that supposed to mean, anyway?

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

And seriously... Who would read it? But there is no ego booster like going through eight pages of ff.net reviews made up of people calling you the greatest thing since sliced bread. It warms my little, black heart.

[somany-stars.livejournal.com]

The fuck I am.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

THIS IS DF. THAT MEANS NOTHING. (AND CAN CHANGE EASILY. :D) BENEDICTEEEE.

... *pokes at female socks* Hm. Alice is seven. Astor is eight. Leviathan is... well, Leviathan. Vic never bore Henry a child, which speaks to their relationship, their fertility, or both. (Both by DF!characterisation, since they were married while very much in love.) And then there's Cleo, who has had lots of babies already.

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

Wait... What about Ada? She has canon!baby. (And Helen pregnant is totally canon for her, so there. I don't think there is a point after her marriage when she isn't pregnant.)

[abigqueen.livejournal.com]

Excuse me. I think I would know.