psalm_onethirtyone: (Zara - Westmark)
Soujin ([personal profile] psalm_onethirtyone) wrote2007-07-14 12:40 am
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"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

[livejournal.com profile] russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

[livejournal.com profile] sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

[livejournal.com profile] fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

[livejournal.com profile] queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

[livejournal.com profile] pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

[livejournal.com profile] techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

[livejournal.com profile] inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I enjoy that it does. Mmm, broken brains.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Mais oui, that is correct.

[identity profile] canadabear.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Having done a pregnancy plot in RP, you are indeed a wise, wise woman.

*is very happy to have no puppets who can have children now*

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Really? XD Is it uncomfortable?

Wytha could...! ...If there were anybody who wanted to--okay, I'm not going to finish that, that's mean.

[identity profile] canadabear.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
No, just... long, drawn out and tiresome, eventually.

Actually, no, Wytha can't. :)

Apropos of nothing

[identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I HAS A POSTCARD

Squeee!!! Thank you so much for thinking of me!

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh. That makes sense.

Really? Whyfor?

Re: Apropos of nothing

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yayyy, you got it! ^___^

I'm sorry it's not stamped in Tennessee! I wanted it to be, but we could never find a post office, so I had to send it from home.

[identity profile] canadabear.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Very difficult pregnany the first time around. No more babies for Wytha, to her delight.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhhhh. Makes sense. --I am sure. XD

[identity profile] reconditarmonia.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Regan just doesn't like people, and on the rare occasion that she is nice, doesn't want kids because she doesn't think she'd like them. Also, family issues. All my other socks are male.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Justifies assault, would you say?

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Works for me. XD

[identity profile] tomecatti.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I have not at any point since beginning reading this post considered making a highly inappropriate joke about [livejournal.com profile] pretty_weena's off-puttingness to a certain variety of sexual creature.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
...Be quiet, you. Honestly.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
More "explains" than "justifies," maybe.

Re: Apropos of nothing

[identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
People always worry about the postal mark, and of course no-one ever pays any attention to it (I didn't :-).

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And would it 'explain' assault if I had been the one doing it?
tinyammmy: (Comfort - fakir & mytho)

[personal profile] tinyammmy 2007-07-15 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*flails* I hope I did not traumatize you, lady, with my evil thoughts of making Cimorene, Percy and Gaheris' collective lives a bigger mess. Though Cimorene does have a son in canon, so I suppose she could, theoretically. Or her husband and/or son could show up in DF, and wouldn't THAT be a lovely mess. But I love your socks too much to traumatize them horribly. *wibbles a bit*

Molly was pregnant in canon anyway, and half my socks pregnant at once would just be silly.

(Let's try proper html, shall we?)

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Maybe. I can't imagine you reacting that way.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, it's fine! I'm just nattering. Oh, God. That scares me. 'cause Percy has a speciaaaal queeeestion to ask her as soon as he's convinced it won't be traumatising. It's just a personal thing that I don't want to play a pregnancy plot. It's not a big deal!

Oh, yes! She was, wasn't she? That didn't even occur to me, for some reason.

(html = devil's work.)

Re: Apropos of nothing

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. XD My sister says people pay attention.

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU USE THAT ICON EEEEE.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Good--there are some things that you consider beneath me.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Not quite what I meant.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What did you mean?

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