I'm confused--last I checked, spaghetti-strap tanktops were still considered acceptable clothing outside of Catholic high schools, and there is no way in hell those EVER cover bra straps (but what do I know? I think bras are torture devices and avoid wearing them. God knows how many people I've horrified by demonstrating that women do, in fact, have nipples).

...can you tell this sort of thing is a sore point for me?