"With Liquor and Money They's Loaded Down..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

So, I know that while I am basically the most awesome thing ever to happen to my flist, sometimes, in a crisis of faith, some of you sit back at your computers and say to yourselves, "Can Soujin sustain her level of awesome? Is she even truly as awesome as I thought?" You can now live in mental security, because I am about to assure you that yes, I am.

Maria and I went down to the creek to-day to walk across it because it was frozen.

(You can already see where this is going.)

Ice is sharp. Added bonus: I was wearing a silk skirt, which FROZE SOLID while it was billowing, leaving me to continue our walk for another half an hour in what was essentially an icy ripple of ballgown hemline. ADDED BONUS: Yes, I continued the walk, despite the fact that there was blood running down my leg. TRIPLE BONUS FOR THE WIN: we decided to get off the creek and shortcut across the triangular bottom to the bridge, whereupon I fell through a GROUNDHOG HOLE up to my thigh and yes. Special day.

(Not to mention the fact that about five days earlier, while at mhari's house, I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.

God, I love my life.)

Yeah. I take my offerings in the form of cake and sheep. Don't burn first!

p.s. I hated Independence Day. Good GOD how many tropes were in that film? Also, everyone was a jerk. The one kid was cute, though.

Comments

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

IT'S MY FACE

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

IT IS A LOVELY FACE IT IS JUST NOT MEGARA AND SO YOU THREW ME OFF.

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

I'M CONDUCTING AN EXPERIMENT

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

WHUT?

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

YES.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

IS IT TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE OFFER TO MARRY YOU ONCE THEY GET OVER THAT NOT BEING MEGARA?

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

PERHAPS.

I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A PRESENT? FOR ME?

oooh sexy legs wait are those yours?

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

A PRESENT YES

a present of

Enfys writing Sagramore

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

ZOMG. Sagramore says GODDAMMIT WOMAN.

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

DID YOU GET THE LINK IT SHOULD BE IN YOUR GMAIL PROBS

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

OMG YES.

Sagramore should post on bdw waving it around and being all WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

(no those are white legs and i am not)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(GASP that is true. Actually.)

[saltroseortopaz.livejournal.com]

(it is.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(do I get a picture of your legs now?)