"No Passion Left to Burn..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Robbed this meme from skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.

Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts

RPs count as fandoms.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Jean-Marc Bahorel
B. Sagittarius/Hufflepuff.
C. This is not a hard one. Feuilly and Bahorel are a nice devoted couple. :D

D. Brennan Mejia (srry I can't find a smaller photo)

E.i. He was born while his mother was in the Federation prison--because she was pregnant her sentence was held until she gave birth. Once Jean-Marc was born she was summarily executed and he was put in one of the Federation-sponsored orphanages, until Marius and Cosette, who had been searching for him ever since he was born, found and adopted him. He now lives with them and their two children Etienne and Fantine.

ii. Kid is a born mechanic. He is amazingly useful and can fix about anything. He loves being able to do so. Marius and Cosette do not mind having someone around to do some of the work, since they now own the Leblanc and God knows it certainly needs TLC.

iii. Marius, in an effort to keep any of his children from forgetting the sacrifices made in the Ensign Mutiny of '32, tells them stories about what happened to Jean-Marc's parents and the others. These stories make Jean-Marc very uncomfortable and he kind of wishes Marius would stop.

ii.

iii.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

a) how can I complain about a large picture when he is so pretty? :D
b) GOD WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET EVERYONE DIES. legit, though. break my heart. poor Jean-Marc-- Marius is such an awkward child.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

a) He is lovely! Totally incorrect (he's Hispanic/Native American), but we don't know the nationalities of space!Amis, technically, so I am cheating.

b) SORRY. Jean-Marc is convinced he would be much better adjusted if Marius would STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

a) Pshh, totally. Also: pretty.

b) XD! And Cosette kinda tries to stop him but doesn't want to make it a thing and so she always just sort of awkwardly hovers when he starts talking and always means to interfere but doesn't.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

a) VERY pretty.

b) so true. but she gives the kids cakes afterwards in an attempt to make up for it.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

b) totes. :D

i want to steal this meme now...

[notmyhome.livejournal.com]

doooo iiiiiit.

[tinyammmy]

Oh, man. I can just feel, from here, everyone silently going "PLEASE STOP, MARIUS."