"No Passion Left to Burn..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Robbed this meme from skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.

Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts

RPs count as fandoms.

Comments

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

>_>;; Palomides and Sagramore. They can adopt.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Phoena.
B. Leo/Hufflepuff, ngl.
C. Circumstances of adoption? For these guys, I can only assume that they actually found her somewhere. Actually, Palomides probably found her and went "Sagramore! You know all about girls! You help!" and Sagramore was all "...I know all about ADULT girls" but he was persuaded anyway.

D. Wakeena Hollis.

E.i. Phoena is very scientifically-minded; this is Palomides' fault. She loves to study things and to run experiments and thankfully the nexus where she lives allows her access to fairly good equipment, or she would have blown them all up a long time ago.

ii. She doesn't question where her mother is. Her assumption, knowing Sagramore, is that he knocked somebody up and now he and Palomides are sharing the responsibility. She's surprisingly well-adjusted about the fact. She couldn't explain why. It just doesn't bother her.

iii. She has a huge crush on her cousin George, but she doesn't think it would be a good idea to say anything.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

*grins* She's lovely--and just the sort of daughter that Palomides has always wanted.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

oh my God she is too beautiful.

...sorry. >__>

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

oh wakeena i love her. ^___^

I hope I have not done these pairings before - I can't remember.

[tinyammmy]

Because I am evil, Mickle and Spade.

Also, you know what, Sagramore and Cimorene. Because what.

(If I've done these, you can either make them siblings, or demand I give you new pairings. XD)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Nathan Spade (Sam has a terrible sense of humour, and Mickle appreciated it)
B. Virgo/Gryffindor (can't avoid it, with Mickle for a mama)
C. Mickle has treated herself to a certain conservative sexual freedom since she decided that Theo's absence absolves her connexion to him. She went through her own very personal period of mourning, and then considered herself free to do what she wanted. At some point she and Spade were probably hanging around being witty and snarky and obnoxious at each other while she hung upside down from the porch railing by her knees, and then all of a sudden there were kisses and more snark and a couple of decisions that might appear rash to someone who didn't know her very well. And then, nine months later, Nathan.

D. Douglas Nietzke

E.i. Nathan is an incredibly accomplished acrobat. If he were in a non-nexus world, say Earth 2010, he would so be trying out for the Olympics. As it is, he can still do some pretty amazing things. Mickle does not worry about him, because she knows she can be just as crazy, but Sam is always giving him the fisheye from the ground.

ii. Unlike his parents, he disapproves of both alcohol and cigarettes. These things are not things that you want messing around with your system, dammit! They make you slow and out of breath! He does not understand why anyone would use either of them.

iii. Despite all this, he's pretty friendly. A little Virgo-OCD, and a lot of Gryffindor bravery and loyalty, and not as thinky as you might maybe hope for, but a good kid.

[tinyammmy]

Spade: ...damnit, woman, you must be part monkey.

XD He's fantastic.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Anasztazia
B. Pisces/Ravenclaw.
C. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Cimorene was mad at Percy and decided to make a bad decision to spite him. Sagramore didn't argue because he... doesn't. What happened afterwards was more of the problem, since Cimorene was very upset, Percy was very understanding, and Sagramore felt rather awkward about the whole thing.

D. Sabina Karlsson.

E.i. Anasztazia is not blind to the fact that her father tends to name all of his daughters "Anna" names, and she is on a quest to find out why. It's a quest she hasn't told anyone about, which is a good thing.

ii. She prefers living with Cimorene to living with Sagramore. She thinks he's kind of silly, and Cimorene knows so many incredibly useful things that she prefers to learn about. Also, she enjoys the unicorn. ALSO, Percy is an okay step-father--just as silly as Sagramore, all things told, but he's got a lot of practical knowledge.

iii. She is unbelievably cute, but has zero tolerance for having that fact pointed out. If you don't take her seriously for herself, she will cut a bitch. Right away.

[tinyammmy]

She is unbelievably cute! *hides from her wrath* I bet the dragon follows her around all the time.

Haha, Anne Seagrim totally never put it together. George... may have noticed?

[tulipmonster.livejournal.com]

enfys eddings and someone you play that ISN'T SAGRAMORE.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Moren Keel
B. Gemini/Ravenclaw
C. Gaheris is constantly lonely, mostly because he is constantly unable to function in a social setting. Enfys is so completely asocial that she manages to be someone he can cope with. I can only assume that she feels sorry for him. Unfortunately, like Edward Cullen, his ridiculously old sciatic sperm are still viable.

D. Reece Thompson

E.i. Moren is, like his father, not very outgoing. He prefers to read, and is proficient in a number of languages. He is currently translating several Welsh epics into English and Norse, a feat of which Gaheris is secretly very proud.

ii. Like his mother, he is not terribly thrilled about clothes. He flat-out refused to wear them until he was four, so there are plenty of family photos of him clothed in nothing but Magic Marker. Now that he's sixteen, he restricts himself to pants unless compelled to do otherwise.

iii. He hasn't informed either parent yet, but he has several tattoos of lines from the Mabinogen secreted about his person.

[tiamatschild.livejournal.com]

...All my thoughts are horrible.

Horrible horrible. Horibble.

...Ariane Emory II and Constantine IX? They both have numbers in their names!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Can you pick a pair where I play one of them? I don't feel comfortable projecting onto a couple where neither of them are mine.

[hinkydoodle.livejournal.com]

Gaheris and Christie and Kit (because you can't split the two creepers up, I guess).

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Cordelia (Cory) MacDougal
B. Cancer/Slytherin
C. Kit must have been feeling VERY generous. Or possibly she was ticked at Christie and decided to do it to bother him. Either way, Gaheris was not questioning why the object of his fetish was offering to get into bed with him.

D. Irina Kulikova

E.i. Cory considers herself the child of all three of them, and if you suggest otherwise she'll get very offended. They all go together. Don't even bother trying to explain that it isn't physically possible for two men and a woman to produce a child. She has two papas and a mama and that's how it is.

ii. She is every bit as scary as her mother and uncle. Being by now only one-fourth a selkie, but three-halves a crazy, she can't transform but she has the ocean connexion but good. She has to be near water, preferably salt but fresh will do, and eats mostly seafood. She likes to steal Gaheris' paints. She wakes up when he screams at night, but she tends to watch him appreciatively when that happens, and then go back to bed.

iii. She has an oral fixation and likes to bite/put everything in her mouth.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

....Feuilly and Bahorel IN SPACE.

yes that is a fandom what are you talking abouuuttt

[tinyammmy]

It is totally a fandom.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Jean-Marc Bahorel
B. Sagittarius/Hufflepuff.
C. This is not a hard one. Feuilly and Bahorel are a nice devoted couple. :D

D. Brennan Mejia (srry I can't find a smaller photo)

E.i. He was born while his mother was in the Federation prison--because she was pregnant her sentence was held until she gave birth. Once Jean-Marc was born she was summarily executed and he was put in one of the Federation-sponsored orphanages, until Marius and Cosette, who had been searching for him ever since he was born, found and adopted him. He now lives with them and their two children Etienne and Fantine.

ii. Kid is a born mechanic. He is amazingly useful and can fix about anything. He loves being able to do so. Marius and Cosette do not mind having someone around to do some of the work, since they now own the Leblanc and God knows it certainly needs TLC.

iii. Marius, in an effort to keep any of his children from forgetting the sacrifices made in the Ensign Mutiny of '32, tells them stories about what happened to Jean-Marc's parents and the others. These stories make Jean-Marc very uncomfortable and he kind of wishes Marius would stop.

ii.

iii.

[sibreden.livejournal.com]

Percy/PE!Elaine
Mike/Gary

...Mordred/Gwytha.

Damnnn youuuu.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Dafydd
B. Sagittarius/Ravenclaw
C. I'm hesitant to speculate, except I figure that Percy was either crackplotted or drank too much wine on Easter and Elaine was too used to born-men being handsy to argue.

D. Lasse Pendersen (more huge images srry)

E.i. Dafydd is definitely more like his mother than his father. He is very quiet and reserved, and prefers to be useful to anything else. He really hates sitting around not doing anything. Thanks to Elaine, he's quite good at a lot of fairly mundane tasks like laundry and sewing and cleaning house. Also, in true azi fashion, he does not display emotions properly or normally.

ii. He does, however, have an affinity for animals that he can't quite explain. The unicorn has adopted him, much more so than Anasztazia, and follows him everywhere. All the farm animals love him. He broke character and bawled like an infant the first time he found out that Percy killed the chickens out back for dinner, which was thoroughly weird for both parents.

iii. He is unnaturally tall.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Jackie Helen Madison
B. Gemini/Gryffindor
C. They adopt her. She's Japanese and tiny and they get her through the agency after a great deal of promising that they are not bad men who eat children &c.

D. Yui Aragaki

E.i. She's middle-named after Mike's mom, which delights Mike's mom but not Jackie so much, because it is kind of a BORING name, DAD.

ii. There is some stigma associated with her because her dads are gay, but Jackie reacts amazingly well to it. This is partly because she is so unbelievably adorable that most people are nice anyway, and partly because for a tiny asian chick she can punch surprisingly hard. Also, she loves her gay dads.

iii. HOWEVER, she does not love art or literature. She is on the girls' soccer team and the girls' basketball team and the girls' tennis team but definitely NOT in the English club or any of those dumb things.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Amice
B. Taurus/Gryffindor
C. It was one of those days when Sagramore and Mordred were arguing, and Mordred went to Gwytha and Gwytha cuddled him up and sexed him up to make him feel better and before you know it Gwytha's going "damn shoulda used them weasel testicles".

D. Rachel True ,

E.i. Amice is sexy. Like, really sexy. At fifteen she had more suitors than half the ladies at court had ever had, but not so much in the way of marriage proposals, since, like her mother and honorary uncle, she is kind of into free love. But: smokin'. Mordred probably finds it disconcerting.

ii. Gwytha was all for taking care of her baby by herself, but Mordred freaked out more at that idea than at the idea of being a dad actually. As a result, Amice is recognised as a princess. On the other hand, the whole family is working desperately hard to hide the fact of her very existence from Morgause (Gareth is probably going to tell by accident anyway).

iii. Her favourite uncle is Gawain.

[the-chloroplast.livejournal.com]

Nemo/Gaheris?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Jyoti Kaur
B. Scorpio/Slytherin
C. Okay. This going to be fairly complex, but. I have decided that Jyoti is the child of girl!Nemo and Gaheris. Moreover, I have decided that Nemo and Gaheris were bonding over their mutual love of the sea or something--really I'm not sure--and one thing led to another. Possibly Nemo was wooed by the fact that Gaheris is so honest and inept, or maybe it was because Gaheris sometimes Gets Things because he's so honest and inept. idk.

D. Jessica Szohr

E.i. Jyoti spent the first five years of her life living with her mother, then went to stay with her father's family until she turned thirteen. That was when Nemo decided she wanted her back. Gaheris finally managed to convince Nemo otherwise right around Jyoti's eighteenth birthday, partly because Nemo was disturbed by Jyoti's romance with one of the Nautilus' crew members.

ii. She is a devout Sikh, thanks to the accrued ten years with her mother.

iii. However, she's much happier living with her father. She tends to be detached and sociopathic around her mother (due to Nemo's own sociopathy, in part), but when she's on dry land with Gaheris and his dogpile of a family, something softens somewhere and she's able to integrate a whole lot better.