"No Passion Left to Burn..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Robbed this meme from skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.

Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts

RPs count as fandoms.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Jyoti Kaur
B. Scorpio/Slytherin
C. Okay. This going to be fairly complex, but. I have decided that Jyoti is the child of girl!Nemo and Gaheris. Moreover, I have decided that Nemo and Gaheris were bonding over their mutual love of the sea or something--really I'm not sure--and one thing led to another. Possibly Nemo was wooed by the fact that Gaheris is so honest and inept, or maybe it was because Gaheris sometimes Gets Things because he's so honest and inept. idk.

D. Jessica Szohr

E.i. Jyoti spent the first five years of her life living with her mother, then went to stay with her father's family until she turned thirteen. That was when Nemo decided she wanted her back. Gaheris finally managed to convince Nemo otherwise right around Jyoti's eighteenth birthday, partly because Nemo was disturbed by Jyoti's romance with one of the Nautilus' crew members.

ii. She is a devout Sikh, thanks to the accrued ten years with her mother.

iii. However, she's much happier living with her father. She tends to be detached and sociopathic around her mother (due to Nemo's own sociopathy, in part), but when she's on dry land with Gaheris and his dogpile of a family, something softens somewhere and she's able to integrate a whole lot better.

[the-chloroplast.livejournal.com]

As little as I know about Gaheris, I kind of picked this pairing because I thought it was cute but unlikely and wanted to see what would happen.

What happened made my night. This is awesomeness of awesome right here.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

:D Oh good. It is highly unlikely, however.