"No Passion Left to Burn..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Robbed this meme from skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.

Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts

RPs count as fandoms.

Comments

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

>_>;; Palomides and Sagramore. They can adopt.

I hope I have not done these pairings before - I can't remember.

[tinyammmy]

Because I am evil, Mickle and Spade.

Also, you know what, Sagramore and Cimorene. Because what.

(If I've done these, you can either make them siblings, or demand I give you new pairings. XD)

[tulipmonster.livejournal.com]

enfys eddings and someone you play that ISN'T SAGRAMORE.

[tiamatschild.livejournal.com]

...All my thoughts are horrible.

Horrible horrible. Horibble.

...Ariane Emory II and Constantine IX? They both have numbers in their names!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Phoena.
B. Leo/Hufflepuff, ngl.
C. Circumstances of adoption? For these guys, I can only assume that they actually found her somewhere. Actually, Palomides probably found her and went "Sagramore! You know all about girls! You help!" and Sagramore was all "...I know all about ADULT girls" but he was persuaded anyway.

D. Wakeena Hollis.

E.i. Phoena is very scientifically-minded; this is Palomides' fault. She loves to study things and to run experiments and thankfully the nexus where she lives allows her access to fairly good equipment, or she would have blown them all up a long time ago.

ii. She doesn't question where her mother is. Her assumption, knowing Sagramore, is that he knocked somebody up and now he and Palomides are sharing the responsibility. She's surprisingly well-adjusted about the fact. She couldn't explain why. It just doesn't bother her.

iii. She has a huge crush on her cousin George, but she doesn't think it would be a good idea to say anything.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

*grins* She's lovely--and just the sort of daughter that Palomides has always wanted.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Nathan Spade (Sam has a terrible sense of humour, and Mickle appreciated it)
B. Virgo/Gryffindor (can't avoid it, with Mickle for a mama)
C. Mickle has treated herself to a certain conservative sexual freedom since she decided that Theo's absence absolves her connexion to him. She went through her own very personal period of mourning, and then considered herself free to do what she wanted. At some point she and Spade were probably hanging around being witty and snarky and obnoxious at each other while she hung upside down from the porch railing by her knees, and then all of a sudden there were kisses and more snark and a couple of decisions that might appear rash to someone who didn't know her very well. And then, nine months later, Nathan.

D. Douglas Nietzke

E.i. Nathan is an incredibly accomplished acrobat. If he were in a non-nexus world, say Earth 2010, he would so be trying out for the Olympics. As it is, he can still do some pretty amazing things. Mickle does not worry about him, because she knows she can be just as crazy, but Sam is always giving him the fisheye from the ground.

ii. Unlike his parents, he disapproves of both alcohol and cigarettes. These things are not things that you want messing around with your system, dammit! They make you slow and out of breath! He does not understand why anyone would use either of them.

iii. Despite all this, he's pretty friendly. A little Virgo-OCD, and a lot of Gryffindor bravery and loyalty, and not as thinky as you might maybe hope for, but a good kid.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Can you pick a pair where I play one of them? I don't feel comfortable projecting onto a couple where neither of them are mine.

[hinkydoodle.livejournal.com]

Gaheris and Christie and Kit (because you can't split the two creepers up, I guess).

[tinyammmy]

Spade: ...damnit, woman, you must be part monkey.

XD He's fantastic.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

oh my God she is too beautiful.

...sorry. >__>

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

....Feuilly and Bahorel IN SPACE.

yes that is a fandom what are you talking abouuuttt

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Isn't she? I love her.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

She is, Spade. >_>

God why are all these children so appealing. XD

[tinyammmy]

It is totally a fandom.

[tiamatschild.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, sweetie! In that case hmmmmmm...

Connie says I have to say him and Mickle. Despite the fact that this is highly improbable. ("I would be a proper husband if I had to be!" he says. "Besides, Mickle is different.")

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

The combination of this comment and that icon actually just made my day.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Anasztazia
B. Pisces/Ravenclaw.
C. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Cimorene was mad at Percy and decided to make a bad decision to spite him. Sagramore didn't argue because he... doesn't. What happened afterwards was more of the problem, since Cimorene was very upset, Percy was very understanding, and Sagramore felt rather awkward about the whole thing.

D. Sabina Karlsson.

E.i. Anasztazia is not blind to the fact that her father tends to name all of his daughters "Anna" names, and she is on a quest to find out why. It's a quest she hasn't told anyone about, which is a good thing.

ii. She prefers living with Cimorene to living with Sagramore. She thinks he's kind of silly, and Cimorene knows so many incredibly useful things that she prefers to learn about. Also, she enjoys the unicorn. ALSO, Percy is an okay step-father--just as silly as Sagramore, all things told, but he's got a lot of practical knowledge.

iii. She is unbelievably cute, but has zero tolerance for having that fact pointed out. If you don't take her seriously for herself, she will cut a bitch. Right away.

[tinyammmy]

XD

[tinyammmy]

She is unbelievably cute! *hides from her wrath* I bet the dragon follows her around all the time.

Haha, Anne Seagrim totally never put it together. George... may have noticed?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Isn't she? *dies*

Anasztazia is like "...dude. THREE daughters with Anna names? Really?"

[tinyammmy]

I kind of really want the three of them to meet, someday.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Moren Keel
B. Gemini/Ravenclaw
C. Gaheris is constantly lonely, mostly because he is constantly unable to function in a social setting. Enfys is so completely asocial that she manages to be someone he can cope with. I can only assume that she feels sorry for him. Unfortunately, like Edward Cullen, his ridiculously old sciatic sperm are still viable.

D. Reece Thompson

E.i. Moren is, like his father, not very outgoing. He prefers to read, and is proficient in a number of languages. He is currently translating several Welsh epics into English and Norse, a feat of which Gaheris is secretly very proud.

ii. Like his mother, he is not terribly thrilled about clothes. He flat-out refused to wear them until he was four, so there are plenty of family photos of him clothed in nothing but Magic Marker. Now that he's sixteen, he restricts himself to pants unless compelled to do otherwise.

iii. He hasn't informed either parent yet, but he has several tattoos of lines from the Mabinogen secreted about his person.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

oh maaaan. Yes.