"No Passion Left to Burn..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Robbed this meme from skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.

Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts

RPs count as fandoms.

Comments

[hinkydoodle.livejournal.com]

Gaheris and Christie and Kit (because you can't split the two creepers up, I guess).

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Cordelia (Cory) MacDougal
B. Cancer/Slytherin
C. Kit must have been feeling VERY generous. Or possibly she was ticked at Christie and decided to do it to bother him. Either way, Gaheris was not questioning why the object of his fetish was offering to get into bed with him.

D. Irina Kulikova

E.i. Cory considers herself the child of all three of them, and if you suggest otherwise she'll get very offended. They all go together. Don't even bother trying to explain that it isn't physically possible for two men and a woman to produce a child. She has two papas and a mama and that's how it is.

ii. She is every bit as scary as her mother and uncle. Being by now only one-fourth a selkie, but three-halves a crazy, she can't transform but she has the ocean connexion but good. She has to be near water, preferably salt but fresh will do, and eats mostly seafood. She likes to steal Gaheris' paints. She wakes up when he screams at night, but she tends to watch him appreciatively when that happens, and then go back to bed.

iii. She has an oral fixation and likes to bite/put everything in her mouth.