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Soujin ([personal profile] psalm_onethirtyone) wrote2010-04-22 02:08 am

"And I Cannot Text You with a Drink in My Hand..."

I remembered about an hour ago that I hadn't done any of the reading for to-morrow's class. Aghhhh. So right now I am reading a thirty-seven page article on how WITCHES ARE OUT TO GET YOUR PENISES, GUYS, SO STAY ALERT. Oh, middle ages. You so crazy.

Also, I finally looked at the scrip Dr. Crazypants wrote me, and it is totally useless. She basically wrote it in such a way that it will cost me over $100 to fill. So I just wrote an e-mail to my therapist asking if she would mind contacting the psych (whose contact I don't have) and letting her know that she's insane. Hopefully that will work, since I'm going to run out by the end of the week.

I'm up to ten pages on my paper, so if I can just write another five to-morrow, I will be done! I finished the section on Teresa of Avila, so now I just need to make the one on Catherine of Sienna come out nice. Although Belle (the professor) told me yesterday that I may be overthinking this paper, and possibly I should just narrow it down to Teresa. Except if I do that I have to bullshit five more pages about Teresa's stupid complex, and that means I'll probably have to talk about her book about Song of Songs, which I was hoping to avoid. IT DEPENDS. It has to be done by Friday, though, because a) that's when Belle said she would look over the rough draft for me, and b) that's when Dr. Wang assigns TWO NEW PAPERS for philosophy. I kind of hate him right now.

Actually, full disclosure, I kind of hate everyone right now. Especially Heinrich Kramer. THE WITCHES DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID PENIS ANYWAY, IT'S PROBABLY ALL GROSS.

[identity profile] dreamer-easy.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
One day I will once again find the splendid quote about the masked naked man who ran onstage during some feminist rally or witchy meeting or summat. Anywho, the audience laughed their heads off and (I quote) "his penis shrank to a tiny noodle" and he retreated in confusion. WE HAVE THE POWER.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that kind of makes me lol. Like, a lot. PHEAR.

[identity profile] eremon-lass.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
My school is doing a production of Caryl Churchill's "Vinegar Tom," about crazy Brits and their crazy witch trials as a metaphor for '60s feminism, and at the end of the show two characters rap the Malleus Maleficarum. No lie.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
oh. my. god. want.