"Travelling North, Travelling North to Find You..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

As I was getting off the train at Philly station, the dude behind me started spraying on cologne. Note that this dude was enormous--and by enormous I do not mean fat, I mean Hagrid--and getting down luggage for all the girls on the train. Then he leans over to me and says,

"Hey, sweetheart, do you have a boyfriend?"

And I couldn't help it. I just burst out laughing. Like, I don't know, I suppose I should have been slightly scared that this enormous be-cologned dude was hitting on me, but it just struck me as hilarious somehow.

Anyway, I said, "No, but I have a girlfriend."

He looks at the girl just past me and goes, "You too?" and she gives this kind of terrified nod (I don't think she heard all of what was going on), and he goes, "Awww, man."

So, uh, idk. XD

Also, I watched Cairo Time finally on the train. Omg it was so great. ;____; And made me wibble all over the place. Also, Alexander Siddig remains really goddamn hot and also incredibly funny and expressive--I laughed out loud a couple of times. It was superb. Except that there was not any making out, and I felt somewhat cheated, especially because Mr. Siddig and his romance kept going past what I like to call Soujin's Nose-Proximity Kiss Ratio, which says that the closer the noses of two characters in a film become the more likely it is that they are going to kiss. Mr. Siddig and Ms. Clarkson's noses were totally past the necessary proximity for kissing a whole bunch of times, and they never actually kissed.

Also, God, I had forgotten how long he is. He has to fold himself up in order to fit in, like, normal chairs. It's hilarious. He's so lanky and tall and ridiculous and has such great crinkles around his eyes gahhh. And his accent is to die for.

I seriously should be married to this man.

I board in about a half hour, and then it's seven hours to Medway! :P Luckily I packed more films and some books and I have fic to write, so I should be able to stay un-bored-to-death.

Comments

[watchcry.livejournal.com]

Oh my god that is so amazingly unsettling! I kind of feel bad for him, though; he obviously thinks he was being exceedingly charming.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

It was the most ridiculous thing ever. Like one part of me was like "oh god he's huge and he could squish me" and the other part of me was like "I'm a biromantic lesbian what is this even".

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

You, too, are a Sid fan!

He was in Clash of the Titans for approx. 3 seconds.

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

The whole scene is like Harry Potter fanfic come to life.

[raanve]

I can't decide if that dude is skeevy or slightly awesome. Maybe both? I mean, he put effort in! He apparently left you alone when you expressed disinterest! But still. Too funny.

Also, I think I would rather be watching something that made me wibble than be in this office right now. But maybe I'm not as interested as I should be if there aren't any makeouts.

[perculious.livejournal.com]

Oh man! That is ridiculous. And laughter is the best defense. I remember earlier in the year, I was so stunned that this guy was trying to pressure me into something I'd expressly said I wasn't comfortable with that I just started laughing really hard, and he was so annoyed he dropped it.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

idek.

Hi

[pothos1000.livejournal.com]

Have you ever visited Siddig's web site. Sidcity is always open to visitors.

J

Re: Hi

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

OH YES. I love Sid City, I am on there all the time. XD It makes me very, very happy.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? It's like--what. And yeah, they tend to get deflated when you laugh at their shenanigans.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Maybe both! It was kind of awesome.

XD It's still amazzzzing. Mr. Siddig is all kinds of hot.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I AM. sososososo much.

He is? He might actually justify that stupid film.

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

When you put on the 3D glasses, take off your classical knowledge goggles. :D Mythological nitpicks aside, it's a very average movie, although I still want to grow up to be Medusa.

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

Wrote some of my first pr0n about Julian Bashir. he he he

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

omg what. i want.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

It seems like it's just Troy 2: Homoerotic Boogaloo.

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's not even that interesting!

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

Oh, good heavens, I found it. It's rubbish. I can't bring myself to share with an unsuspecting world any story which contains the phrase "a Bajoran condom".

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

WHAT. WHAT. please share this with me omg wtf.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Sigh!