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psalm_onethirtyone) wrote2011-12-05 04:11 pm
psalm_onethirtyone) wrote2011-12-05 04:11 pm
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"As You See I Do Not Have an Awful Lot to Tell..."
My roommate is eating chips and the food noises are making me homicidal (and I could go downstairs like I usually do and hang out with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
isjusterin, but I need to call my parents, which is not producing any happy feelings either), SO HERE IS A MEME.
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
isjusterin, but I need to call my parents, which is not producing any happy feelings either), SO HERE IS A MEME.Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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who is the big spoon/little spoon -- McCoy is the big spoon, because being the little hurts his dignity and Spock does not get why he cares anyway.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity -- sniping at each other.
who uses all the hot water in the morning -- Neither of them are actually very major shower users, I imagine, when it comes down to it; still, I think Spock is more likely to have a different temperature regulating system than McCoy so he probably prefers the hot water.
what they order from take out -- Spock orders a traditional Vulcan fast-eat dish and McCoy bitches and gets fried okra, bless him.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over -- Who wins the argument.
who does most of the cleaning -- Spock.
what has a season pass in their DVR -- I suspect they both find television fairly frivolous.
who controls the netflix queue -- Unquestionably McCoy.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working -- Spock.
who steals the blankets -- McCoy. And Spock eyebrows at him.
who leaves their stuff around -- Ahahaha McCoy.
who remembers to buy the milk -- Spock.
who remembers anniversaries -- Spock remembers, but never brings it up until McCoy gets annoyed and bitches about it first, and then he pretends to be surprised that McCoy cares.
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McCoy. And Spock eyebrows at him.
Somehow I feel like this is practically canon. XD
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YUP! XD
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what is their favorite non-sexual activity -- Drinking and making up outrageous lies about each other.
who uses all the hot water in the morning -- Dinadan.
what they order from take out -- MAGICAL MEDIEVAL KFC.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over -- Dinadan's heterosexuality.
who does most of the cleaning -- Ahaha I suspect their home is a mess.
what has a season pass in their DVR -- Star Trek: TOS. Sagramore has a crush on Kirk.
who controls the netflix queue -- Let's be honest, they probably are too cheap for Netflix. They probably download porn.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working -- Dinadan has to, because Sagramore prefers the cold and never does anything about it.
who steals the blankets -- Sagramore. And then Dinadan kicks him.
who leaves their stuff around -- BOTH. EVERYWHERE.
who remembers to buy the milk -- They both forget, and then they argue about who's going to pick it up. It's very silly.
who remembers anniversaries -- Sagramore remembers them, Dinadan forgets. But then he writes songs on the fly and they get drunk and everything is fine for-ever.
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This made me laugh out louuuuud. Oh boys. Bless.
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what is their favorite non-sexual activity -- Reading together. They probably do that thing where they read in the same room and occasionally read passages aloud to each other.
who uses all the hot water in the morning -- Gaheris is a cold shower kind of person, so if anyone does it's Lynet.
what they order from take out -- MAGICAL MEDIEVAL IHOP. I can do this for-ever.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over -- Ahahaha my God nothing in their life is trivial. In actuality, I suspect they bitch at each other over anything and everything, so probably, like, idk, the dishes.
who does most of the cleaning -- Lynet. Gaheris cleans only when he's not having a nervous breakdown.
what has a season pass in their DVR -- They probably only watch shows they can complain about. On their medieval TV.
who controls the netflix queue -- Ffff, Lynet.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working -- Lynet, she's better at interpersonal. Which is sad, by the way.
who steals the blankets -- Gaheris. He cocoons.
who leaves their stuff around -- Gaheris, depending on how he's doing; I think he's tidier when he's doing better, and more likely to crawl around the house being pathetic otherwise.
who remembers to buy the milk -- Gaheris, as small details that he can do tight focus on, like bring back x, are better for him. So Lynet probably gives him chores to do so he can get focused off himself.
who remembers anniversaries -- Lynet. Gaheris just feels bad.
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Lynet is big on reality TV, because well -- if people are going to just throw themselves out there for her commentary then that's fine by her. Reality TV and Glee, because god knows she loves a good fit of rage.
I love them forever, btw.
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Okay, no, there are three. But I want Bedi/Zara LIKE IT WAS EVEN A QUESTION.
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who is the big spoon/little spoon -- Zara is the little, Bedi is the big. She's kind of too bony and uncomfortable to be the snuggler.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity -- Bedi brews, Zara sews, they do these things in tandem while snarking at each other.
who uses all the hot water in the morning -- Zara, because omg hot water. And she's always too cold.
what they order from take out -- Zara has a hard time psyching herself up to wasting the money, so Bedi orders pizza on the cheap.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over -- Bedivere messing up Zara's organised chaos.
who does most of the cleaning -- Neither of them are good at cleaning, but Zara will sort of... pretend to do it in order to make her own stuff easier to find.
what has a season pass in their DVR -- Game of Thrones.
who controls the netflix queue -- Zara is the control freak, so yeah.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working -- Zara tries, they get into a fight, Bedi has to patch things up.
who steals the blankets -- Zara, see above re: always cold.
who leaves their stuff around -- Ha! ha! ha! Both. But Zara's mess is more obtrusive.
who remembers to buy the milk -- Bedi.
who remembers anniversaries -- They both remember, but neither of them say anything about it. They sort of do a cuddle or something, but they don't talk about it. I think they're both too superstitious to risk talking about something good.
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Ken/Ivy?
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what is their favorite non-sexual activity -- Gardening! Ivy is a hardcore gardener, and I'm pretty sure she managed to suck Ken into it and ruin his life. :P
who uses all the hot water in the morning -- I'm going to say Ivy, just because she is heavily into physical indulgence kind of things. She'd be the kind of person to run a bath and just soak for an hour, so I'm sure she likes her showers hot and long.
what they order from take out -- Chinese. It's sort of a running joke.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over -- Who gets to do the tax returns.
who does most of the cleaning -- Ken, ha.
what has a season pass in their DVR -- Good question. I think Ivy's a big fan of X-Files, but of course that's not on TV any more. They probably watch Food Network religiously, incidentally.
who controls the netflix queue -- Ivy.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working -- Whoever's home at the time. They're both pretty good about that.
who steals the blankets -- Gotta be Ivy.
who leaves their stuff around -- IVY.
who remembers to buy the milk -- Ken. Ivy goes to the grocery for milk and comes home with everything but.
who remembers anniversaries -- Both of them. And they go out for dinner and a movie or opera and then come home and have amazing sex.
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