"I Know I Don't Really Belong but Last Night You Scared Me..."

Deux memes, stolen from people:

1.TIMESTAMP MEME! Pick something I've written in the past and a timestamp ("five years later", "the day after", "two weeks prior", a scene during that wasn't shown, something like that) and I will attempt to write you something for it.

2.Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice.

Pick one, the other, or both! In the meantime, I am going to have another handful of aspirin and go back to studying for my religion exam. Sweet dear God (I should have started studying before, you know, to-night).

"So I Came..."

The Last Temptation of Christ is the most homoerotic portrait of Jesus I have ever seen. Holy Jesus/Judas, Batman! (THEY MAKE OUT. I AM NOT KIDDING.)

And, uh, since I'm supposed to be actually watching it, here in class, I should probably get off the computer and focus. Oh, man, I'm already tired, though. It is so psychedelic and wild.

(Awww, Jesus' mother showed up at his crucifixion, even though he totally sucked and told her she wasn't his mother any more and made her cry. <3 Mary.)

(Also, blood does not really spurt that way. I happen to know it doesn't, I punctured my foot yesterday, and it drips and pools, so don't you start with me with all this SPLURT nonsense.)